[deerliebeloved]

no way am I gonna let a boy who says ain’t treat me like this 😭💀

[oatbee]

do dogs know that they’re cute?

[dickpicjpeg]

[deerliebeloved]

lame as fuck

[yavn]

hello 911? hi yeah omg sorry i know it’s late and this is probably so annoying like i hell don’t wanna bother you haha, like i know you’re probs mad at me, are you mad at me? actually don’t answer that it’s okay haha. omg this is so stupid like i sound like such a crybaby right now, like for real i’m listening to myself talk and i’m like “aaahh you’re so embarrassing!!” haha like … omg haha i’m so… anyway. what was i saying? oh right. so i was just stabbed in the chest and

[microsoftbob]

[saintsoup]

me @ myself: why are u like this?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[seravph]

genuine question: where do people get pears??? i literally have never seen one in person. as a kid i thought they were made up for animal crossing, like persimmons

i dont know how to tell you this but persimmons are also real

[rumll-deactivated20230105]

[crystalsncats]

The way honey calcite glows in the sun is mesmerizing 🍯✨🍃

[hexeandharmony]

𝐁𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐞 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 🌞✨ 𝐇𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐝𝐚𝐲 🤍

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[titaniumstark]

Me posting on tumblr:

[destroymylife]

[pussylipgloss]

someone that made me mad:…I hope you’re not still thinking about it me: nah I’m not me: 

[pissvortex]

gay af for a man to call another man gay... how do you know he’s gay? from fucking him? 🤨

[knowyournewmeme]

I’m just a 75 year old man who loves a nice pretzel