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18 ▪︎ PHM! and the gollys is batman doing here? ▪︎ I have way too many hobbies and interests and hoarding more

[charmingcranbery]

Idk if anyone has made a post abt this yet but im kindof freaking out

[proteusolm]

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

[bluebandedagate-reblogs]

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

[greatsnakestintin]

has this been done

[zobja]

He was so excited for the PHM book!!! I remember watching his Doki Doki Literature Club playthrough when he was mentioning the then new Andy Weir book.

I would enjoy people making basically reader×character fanfiction that is based on me alone😄❤️

[charlybvnny]

the possibility of getting rickrolled is never zero, even in space

Astley's af page -> https://artfight.net/character/8399278.astley-phm

[zobja]

Imagine an Eridian made of glass/quartz/anything see-through. Insides clearly seen on the outside.

Is this what Rocky thinks of Grace!? A bit o a yucker

[7-inches-of-satanic-panic]

imagine Rocky getting jealous of other Eridians because apparently their carapaces have really pretty colors and patterns so to Grace he’s always like “remember when I saved your life. remember when I gave you enough astrophage to go home. remember all the times i watched you sleep. remember. do you remember Grace.”

[zobja]

And Grace thinks Rocky looks like the colour of Earth and thinks Rocky is a bit silly to think others are more beautiful

[zobja]

You think Batman pays taxes?

Lemme explain why I think not: sure, Bruce has loads of foundations to upgrade the lifestyle of Gothamytes. but with his Batman ordeal, I am positive that his yearly balance always comes poorer than it should be if he were a normal citizen. Almost like he would have been putting money in tax oases. It would be sensible of him to double down and store all his excess earnings by tax fraud to give to Gotham directly without the amount being lessened by every corrupt official who crosses paths with it.

[zobja]

YEAH, sometimes I will just cry about it!! ..... .. . ..... . :,((

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[certainly-april]

[charlybvnny]

the possibility of getting rickrolled is never zero, even in space

Astley's af page -> https://artfight.net/character/8399278.astley-phm

[aroace-ryland-grace]

so how many times do we think grace has tripped down these stairs

[schmedona]

do you reckon any eridian has ever called another eridian at the thrum a staggering waste of ammonia

[vrabia]

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

[vrabia]

set construction: $800

cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats

fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts

editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks

[vrabia]

update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like

anyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.

[recoiloperated]

Markiplier priced out time on a render farm for Iron Lung and realized it was cheaper to build his own.

So now he has a render farm.

[echora-aura]

It’s like 1 am and of course I had to scramble out of bed to make this

He IS forklift certified.

[puncertainty]

oh worm?

[living-dead-guyy]

Rocky mate bad as hell! Statement

[axeospades]

Saw a passage from the book and got inspired

Said passage btw