Cat-astrophe

I dont have a cat... they're planning an apocalypse.

[abutterflyobsession]

me: I will do things when I am less tired

me: *never becomes less tired*

me: oh no

[thatwritergirlsblog]

I have never seen anything more accurate in my life

[disneyfeverdaily]

[fyeahdisney]

Bird bird bird bird bird

[just-shower-thoughts]

The reason why men so often think women are flirting with them is due to societal norms. Guy friends aren’t very affectionate towards each other like girl friends often tend to be, thus a girl’s affection comes of as flirting to a man.

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s so infuriating that someone tells you to do what you already planned to do, makes all eagernes and will of doing it fade away

[bimbocracy]

Men think it’s ruder for a woman to say “don’t interrupt me” than it is for them to interrupt her in the first place

[fuckyallbitcheslol]

id probably call that ruder. Jus cause I interrupt someone don’t mean I was mentally thinking bout cutting this annoying ass bitch off. it just so happened my g.

[bimbocracy]

I know you would call that ruder. That’s what the post was about.

[bimbocracy]

Me: men think this

A man: no, actually I think exactly what you said men think

Me: right.

[stevethompson-art]

Well, look who decided to show up on the paper for my first sketch of the day. Snow White. 

[midori-n]

Delicious, finally some good fucking food ____ Kitchen nightmares / Ratatouille crossover we all deserve

[just-shower-thoughts]

Somewhere in the world there’s the pizza cutter that cut the most pizza’s in the world and the people that use it don’t know it.

[aregelle]

All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them.

[dork-adios]

[cravefoodie]

[sriusblack]

[bimorgana]

Frying pans… who knew, right?

Tangled (2010) dir. Nathan Greno, Byron Howard

[karshmallow]

you know whats a good trope? when a character sarcastically says “what should we do? [proposes outlandish and foolish plan]” and the next scene is them mid-execution of said outlandish and foolish plan

[stuffnuts]

[karshmallow]

this is exactly the scene i was thinking of when i wrote this post thank you very much

[kryptoniandonuts]

[tinsnip]

Adulthood appears to be comprised mostly of:

1. sore back

2. kinda tired

3. i can do what the fuck i want~~~

3a. but mostly i’m too sore

3b. and too tired

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

4. bills