Cute and Horrible Things

All my favorites- Animals, plushies, taxidermy, snakes, cute gifs, bones, woods in the spring time, abandoned places...

[lionfloss]

Health Insurance Companies: It would be easier if you just died 

[peachblushparlour]

Mushroom Clear Mug with Lid

[quiet-nymph]

Photography by Hilde Engerbråten

[bogleech]

[cyberglittter]

[funnytwittertweets]

[oneheadtoanother]

[theyshapedlikefriends]

*gives you them*

[insaneostyle]

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

[countess-of-edessa]

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."

[woolandflax]

Behold

A chicken

[alexseanchai]

[image: a lemon.]

[brawltogethernow]

Image descriptions that incidentally make the joke infinitely funnier.

[savedgame]

For fucks sake

[vampurrring]

*carefully positions my stuffed animals so I can see all of their little faces*

[brucebocchi]

[depsidase]

[funnytwittertweets]

[toastbutteregg]

[mutant-distraction]

[club-cryptid-by-sarah]