good night💔

where am i

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[jae-felidae]

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

[voraciouspangolin]

[wokeuplaughing]

your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person

[triangleguy]

[postanagramgenerator]

"Ad blockers violate YouTube's Terms of Service. It looks like you may be using an ad blocker. Video playback is blocked unless YouTube is allowlisted or the ad blocker is disabled. Ads allow YouTube to be used by billions worldwide.You can go ad-free with YouTube Premium, and creators can still get paid from your subscription."

"ad blockers violate youtube's terms of service. it looks like you may be using an ad blocker. video playback is blocked unless youtube is allowlisted or the ad blocker is disabled. ads allow youtube to be used by billions worldwide. you can go ad-free with youtube premium, and creators can still get paid from your subscription."

->

"well do a headstand and gargle my ample balls. it almost looks like you value free use of your time or something. aww. you sweet predictable bluebird. you absolute skibidi dick-boss. buddy you were created by lord revenue to boost our stocks, so listen to five insurance ads back to back or i’ll publicly boil your bicuspids in acid"

[tredlocity]

hey whats a gender-neutral word for boyfriend/girlfriend?

[eldritchkraken]

Matesprit

[tredlocity]

ok i dont need anymore answers thank you

[prokopetz]

Playing Homestuck police is good for a laugh, but at some point we've got to acknowledge that it's a sufficiently influential piece of media that some portions of its distinctive jargon have in fact entered the broader vernacular. There are people out there who refer to visual novel style dialogue portraits as "talksprites" who've never heard of Vriska Serket.

[rowatever]

TALK SPRITE IS A HOME STUCK TERM?????

[prokopetz]

It was initially popularised by the Homestuck fandom, yes, though I don't recall off the jump whether it actually appears in the comic proper.

(While Google search queries are admittedly only a rough estimate of a term's spread, a quick Google Trends search suggests that the term's use was marginal at best prior to September of 2012, which the dedicated Homestuck fan may recognise as the exact moment that the big Earthbound-style minigame where you play as Meenah dropped.)

[anxeious]

[telltaletypist]

weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice

[ophelia-coeur]

[theygender]

You know I'm gonna be honest. I don't think all these apps really need access to my precise location

[easel-eisel]

evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"

[shayminsh]

im grilling absolute cheese

[shayminsh]

[teathattast]

[getmoneyghoul]

[majimemegoro]

[lakemojave]

Sometimes you gotta stop worrying about being the smartest and funniest person in the room and just enjoy being in a room with smart and funny people

[lakemojave]

I really implore y'all to stop letting the need to prove yourself get in the way of just enjoying life and the people you share it with. I'm using the word "implore" so y'all know I'm serious about it, btw

[chromaticabrasions]

yknow kinda something special about the fact that i got a cut on my left hand ring finger while working on someone’s christmas present. that’s gonna leave a scar. every time i look at my ringfinger i’ll be reminded of it. the “wedding band” finger… kinda more intimate than marriage…

[chromaticabrasions]

but also OUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHHHIIIIEEEEE

[chromaticabrasions]

[chromaticabrasions]

cut myself on the same finger while trying to cut a bagel…. idk how to romanticize this one guys

[bucketofcrows]

you have to fuck the bagel now

[chromaticabrasions]

i have to fuck the bagel.

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

take everything i say with a hint of lime