LongPenguin

haiiiiiii :3 | idk what to put here | they/he

[browningtons]

lmao bruh

[achesspiece]

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

[anarch0possum]

if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history

[milf--adjacent]

Beg for it *holding a bionicle set just out of your reach*

[longpenguinboi]

i always bet on losing dogs but its i always crush on straight guys

[longpenguinboi]

1 am grilchy's and which goes crazy

[longpenguinboi]

went in the mcdonalds bathroom and found jizz in the toilet and a pair of pants in the garbage

[longpenguinboi]

i think we should nuke utah

[longpenguinboi]

fuck it no tags we yell into the void

[longpenguinboi]

ebay very evil website. i dont think they did anything wrong its jut really bad for me banker count

[longpenguinboi]

DYSPHORIA A BITCH ‼

[longpenguinboi]

a second $400 merch drop has hit your wallet mr president

[longpenguinboi]

NO NO NO WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID I MISS THE FIRST DROP????? NOOOOOOOO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COME BACK IN STOCK I M GOING TO GO INSANEEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[longpenguinboi]

GOOD NEWS MY SON HAS ARRIVED ‼️💙

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[pukicho]

They're adding sorrow to fortnite

[longpenguinboi]

invisibility potion wore off :D

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yes we all know about medieval jesters waging psychological warfare in times of combat, but wait there’s more!

at the beginning of battles they would ride in on horseback, juggling swords or lances, and taunt & bait  the opposition. soldiers would get so angry they would break rank & weaken formations just to try to kill the fool

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i should also mention that a female jester was referred to as a “joculatrix,” thank you that is all

[notdingalingalingalingrita]

PLEASE GIVE ME FRUSTRATED KNIGHT X AMUSED JESTER WHOS TAKEN AN INTEREST IN TAUNTING THEM ESPECIALLY 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ART PROMPT

[sidhewrites]

What if we were both opposite side of a war, and u wouldn’t stop mocking me specifically before we went to battle, and we were both girls?