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Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

vsingers

new favorite tweet

cryptotheism

Father John Yogurt was defrocked from the clergy today for being asexual, following a papal ruling that "vows of chastity don't count without temptation." The Pope later commented "You gotta have that dog in you"

toxicspikes

i thinkyou should be allowed to tell customers that they are going to hell when they die.

toskarin

smash bros is just kind of a funny concept for a game in general. you've got all kinds of game mechanics and characters flying at each other, and they've all gotta collide and Do Something

what's steve minecraft doing against captain falcon? they had to ask how a falcon punch would interact with minecraft blocks. what if the persona 5 protag fought solid snake? they had to answer what would happen if joker could beat box

3000s

"people on tumblr used to be more leftist" well no that's never been true

3000s

we weren't even "leftists" we were 15 year old "sjws" and there were also "anti-sjws" and it's pretty much the same way now too

3000s

back in my day there were hundreds of themed "anti-sjw" blogs who would roleplay as anime characters trying to debate you 👴

sweetdogpic

how is this post not a psyop? if I report it to support, I suppose I could cite social contagions and voter shortcuts to argue it's vote interference but without a consensus, even I think that's loose

sweetdogpic

3000s

damn that's crazy, didn't know i was doing all that 😭

3000s

good luck, i hope it gets taken down

gormengeist

Unbelievable how much real estate the figgy pudding gets in we wish you a merry Christmas

mousegirlheart

found this nefarious cube in my home. going to incinerate it out of an abundance of caution.

healingisneeded

catch me at the party eating a green apple

jorkers privilege,

importantcatpics

nunporn

they try to poach me for my fur

pjackk

Can a smooth player see that ass jingle or should i go away forever

commandtower-solring-go

My desktop wallpaper cycles between these two images so every 10 minutes I am overwhelmed by the loss of my horse or overcome by the fear of its return.