your favorite spellsword

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

LICHES

remember to HONE YOUR NECROMANCY

keep up with your schedule to CONQUER THE WORLD WITH YOUR UNDEAD ARMY

don't listen to THOSE PESKY HEROIC ADVENTURERS

take a break every now and then to RECHARGE YOUR DARK MAGIC

it's okay to DIE AND RESURRECT YOURSELF FROM A BOX

[defenderoftherealm]

noo dont >_<

[soapstore]

something holy inside you wants to get out but you can’t let it

[defenderoftherealm]

BRO WHAT WAS IN THAT POULTICE

[dungeonlust]

John Howe

[defenderoftherealm]

that's rough john come over sometime ill show you a thing or two about dragon slaying

[radiofreederry]

[defenderoftherealm]

L + no martial prowess + taste my steel

[localwarlockunion]

Channeling my vast and unwieldy magics to reheat the tea I forgot about for the 4th time today

[defenderoftherealm]

I WILL LEND YOU MY AID

[jame7t]

hiiii cuties , um, so just so you know the Blood Ritual DID fail, and the forces of Good are converging on your tower. so watch out 

[defenderoftherealm]

oh shit

[elhieroglyph]

[defenderoftherealm]

this is what ill do to all you necromancers out there

[mariautistic]

[defenderoftherealm]

whats up lets hang out

[defenderoftherealm]

what you fucking say to me

[defenderoftherealm]

you're casting silence on him, im tearing out his throat, we are not the same

[mcmxxxlll]

St Andrew’s Cathedral, Scotland

[defenderoftherealm]

not the best cathedral andrew. try again

[defenderoftherealm]

brewing me up a wicked fucking poultice

[pseudomantis]

in medieval times there were a lot of reanimated skeletons with swords but you dont really see any more these days

[defenderoftherealm]

yeah youre welcome

[defenderoftherealm]

good god am i hankering for a vanquishing

[defenderoftherealm]

wizards will never admit this but they envy the humble spellsword for her pauldrons, codpiece, etc.

[transmechanicus]