howdily doodily

defenestrate (verb): to throw someone or something out of a window. hi my name is kaleb and i suffer from automatonophobia

[mariacallous]

[cpericardium]

[butchfagminotaur]

this guy posted this video called “unethical money making hacks” and was like “i’m selling bullshit art!” and he was buying prints from kmart and covering them in joint compound and making interesting shapes in the joint compound and then selling it as “textured wall art” like sorry bro that’s just regular art you made art i know it feels like bullshit but you’re actually just making art rn

[bird-divorce]

i bought groceries and now I have to cook them. unbelievable. what's next, dishes?

[kibumkim]

[valtsv]

showing my blood places it's never seen before!

1. the world outside my body

2. hhopital

[bogleech]

this comment on this pokemon swsh character though

[bogleech]

happy 2 year anniversary to Oleana looking like a mom whose kid just came home with a big ass toad asking if they can keep it for a pet after she just got rid of the last one

[vivi266-archive-deactivated2024]

kind of a milf. refrog

[haiimrowie]

Re frogging is why she’s so tired already

[irving-the-pirate-wizard]

[mobilesuitgudang]

Not so fun to have your house turned to ash now is it

[rouge-the-bat]

"can we normalize-" NO!!!!!! we do not need to expand whats considered normal!!! we need to teach people to stop reacting judgmentally when encountering something new and weird!!!! things dont need to be normal to be respected!!!!!!!!!!

[thewolfwaitsbelow]

Let's make banana bread! Suggested proportions in parentheses

Butter (10%)

Sugar (20%)

Eggs (5%)

Bananas (20%)

Milk (5%)

Flour (40%)

Lemon juice (>.5%)

Baking powder (>.5%)

Baking soda (.2%)

salt (.1%)

Voting ended onMar 7, 2024

No vanilla extract because my recipe doesn't call for it.

[thenewborndeity]

[egberts]

deep dive into the mattress squeaking sound that's been in the background of 30% of rap songs since 2008

[forsalt]

what did you find

[egberts]

oh nothing i was just hoping to speak the idea into existence so that one of those youtubers who do random deep dives will get a cold chill in the middle of the night and know what they must do

[daily-spooky]

[valtsv]

woman in a victorian novel: *develops a fever from worrying too much*

me, shivering and sweating with stress-induced anxiety: wtf that’s so unrealistic lol

[palmer]

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

[jurynullification]

How much

[palmer]

Only 3400

[jurynullification]

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

[palmer]

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

[trashgrl666]

[trans-yllz]

had a dream last night that the new tumblr discourse was whether or not people deserved their urls and people were getting callouts and anon hate like "I can't believe you have x in your url when I never see you actually post about them it's pretty messed up that you're taking that url away from other people who actually deserve it :/"

[toxicyuricaramel]

This was genuine discourse in 2012 you guys need to remember your history