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I can't believe it's already 2017
Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this
They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme
No no no lol please don’t
Forever reblog until 2017
O my god no
i cant stop laughing
until 2017
only 3 more years.
I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then
I will never forgive them for cutting out this scene.
Tumblr app doesn’t show this gif set but I already know what it is. No need to hesitate to reblog.
And he did this just before a road trip, stuck in the car with his parents asking what he was thinking.
The look of utter defiance Dudley gives Vernon as he steps over the fence though
I always find it comical when Christians (mostly whites) say racist things bout Arabs. Like did you forget that Jesus was Palestinian? And if you need a geography lesson, Palestine is in the Middle East, which means that Jesus was indeed middle eastern. So why be racist against your own God, or the son of God (which ever you believe).
I love it when people do stuff like this.
this post cleared my skin opened my pores conditioned my hair and maxed out my bank account i no longer fear death and my depression has been cureed
y’all need to know what happened in the spanish masterchef last night
okay so we’ve got sweet little laura here
laura is 8 years old. even though she’d been constantly ignored and undervalued by some of the other contestants because of her age, she was definitely one of the best. everyone thought she’d definitely get to the final.
last night was the semifinal.
she wasn’t doing too badly until the last test, which was so hard that it had only ever been done in the grown-up masterchef. the contestants had to follow the instructions of a professional chef who cooked at the same time they did. it was not a test in which you could afford to waste time or get distracted.
and laura, poor, sweet, tiny laurita, whose pots and pans were almost as big as she was, got burnt.
she tried so, so hard to carry on with the test. she knew that having the burn treated would take up too much valuable time, so she kept cooking. but she couldn’t. the burn was bad, she was fighting back tears, and even the judges were starting to get worried. she had to go.
at this point, spain began to cry.
everyone thought it was game over for her. she’d be too far behind when she came back. there was no way she’d be able to make up for lost time.
BUT THEN
SWEET CINNAMON ROLL LUKAS SWOOPED IN AND COOKED IN HER PLACE AND TOOK CARE OF HER DISH AND INGREDIENTS WHILE HE WAS COOKING HIS OWN THING
THIS WAS THE SEMIFINAL AND HE WAS PUTTING HIS PLACE IN THE FINAL AT RISK SO HE COULD HELP HIS FRIEND
HERE YOU CAN PRACTICALLY SEE THE JUDGES AND THE CHEF ASKING THEMSELVES IF THIS IS REAL LIFE
SPAIN WAS BAWLING
and then laurita came back with a heavily bandaged hand. she tried to continue, but it was too much for her since she was basically cooking with one hand.
AND LUKAS KEPT HELPING HER
in the end, laura had to leave for good. she just couldn’t cook. she tried, though, and she was asked if she wanted to leave twice before she said yes.
and so our princess left.
thankfully, at least something good happened. lukas made it to the final, and most of spain is rooting for him.
these kids are angels, guys, and i’m crying. i’m crying so much.
me: *buys risky clothes that i like*
also me: *not confident enough to wear them so just stares longingly at them as they sit in my wardrobe*
Ultimate level of pettiness
This is the type of petty I want to achieve
my heart exploded
(photo via pallas-athena)
concept: u come over and i cook an apple for dinner. we are in love as we look at each other. a single tear hits the ground as i morph into an almond (slightly smaller than the average size). u are running as fast as u can.
*squats directly onto a dick* *knees crack* hrghgahghg *gets up*
Pray for Pakistan, Pray for Iraq, Pray for Turkey, Pray for Syria. Because the lives of these people matter too. Because the world needs to wake up and realize that the oppressed need to stop being categorized with their oppressors.
“DALLON, FOR FUCK’S SAKE”
Ryan Ross Pretty. Odd. era
the hunger games is a good movie but is it just me or does catnip evergreen look kind of like jennifer lawrence?? idk just something about when she smiles it kind of looks the same, and even the voice?? ? but jennifer florence has blonde hair and carcass evermeme has brown hair so maybe it’s just me lol :) x
Please don’t take your pets for granted. Even if you’re frustrated that your dog has been barking all day or your bird has been screaming for attention, remember you are all they have in this world. Give your fish that extra water change. Give your dog or cat that tummy rub they’ve been begging for. Chop up some fresh fruit as a treat for your rodents or reptiles. Just spend some time with them. Be compassionate to your animals. They are living creatures that are alive simply because you wish them to be. They may only be a small part in your life, but to them, you are their everything.
