not a wizard

man oh man do I love lifting things with only my hands.

[protocolmemaybe]

[eatouryoung]

average person has 5 statements factoid actually just statistical error. average person has 1 statement max. Statements Sam, who has a horror story for every single phase of his life, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[tashaneva]

ah shit, here we go again

[james-spooky]

grab your shirts everybody WE MADE IT!!!!!!!

[end-enthusiast]

THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON THE MAGNUS PROTOCOL IS OFF HIATUS

[jessebloom]

this almost makes me want to go back to law school

[o-kurwa]

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

rare fish. please no questions

[cerafuentes]

why would a fish need sunglasses

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

what the hell i just say

[avspol]

[gamerkrillslair]

sleeping on the floor is making a comeback after i was in the woods for 12 hours and fell asleep on my doormat after getting home.

[gamerkrillslair]

maybe it shouldn't. I woke up convinced there was a portal opening to the rat dimension next to me but it was my headlamp

[greenlabcoat]

you need to go back to the rat dimension they need your help

[gamerkrillslair]

last time i listen to you

[zedogica]

sometimes ill go onto jackbox.tv, name myself "SCARY GHOST" and just type random codes in until i find a game and then just vote randomly

[grosezero]

[coolmaycroft]

[im-mender]

[circus0shifter]

he is not even my fav character. there is something mysterious happening with this Corridor Guy that makes me draw him again and again 😔

[suigintou]

hey boss can you show me where the forklift's self-destruct is so i can keep it from falling into the hands of enemy warehouse crews?

[meowingatthesea]

[04k96]

[lemo-nbee66]

I’m not super active on the internet right now, BUT I drew a Jon I think you guys would appreciate. Inspired by the Disco Elysium art style.