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Anyways here's the skin it stole. •3
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@definitely-not-a-woodcrawler
This is kinda an rp blog and kinda a kin blog.
Anyways here's the skin it stole. •3
*throws a plushy at you*
What is this…. Object? Is it alive??
Go go gadget car bomb
OW—
*Stares at you from the abyss like this*
Hello.
"hello more like HELLo :3"
Is there something you need?
*Stares at you from the abyss like this*
Hello.
do u bite,.,,,
Wanna try getting close enough to find out?
Are they really stupid enough to try that around you?
Of course they are.
How odd. I thought they were a bit more intelligent than that.
do u bite,.,,,
Wanna try getting close enough to find out?
Are they really stupid enough to try that around you?
Be happy! Iris is leaving soon
YIIIIIIIIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE I AM FREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
I'm staying here out of spite now.
Come to Moonlight Acres Family Camp and answer the door.
Woodcrawlers did nothing wrong!
#not my smile inc
jokes on you i don't have organs >:)
I think you may have forgotten “Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.”
I cited the fourth amendment word for word and also sourced it on the poll 💀
(I am now a true American RAAAAAAH 🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅)
Irizz
Hey, hey look! Hey look! Look. glass jar
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
What is up little spoon,
I am sending you this because I do not want you to mutate the Solar System. Please do not mutate the Solar System or I'm gonna have to send all the alphas after you :)
What is a spoon, little spoon
what is spoon, little
Spoon little is what? Up
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room! A rubber room with rats,and rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once-
talk to the hand cause the face doesn't wanna hear it-
Postman, postman
Turned the entire neighborhood into beans
(Well done indeed)
Without error exactly
And he’ll turn your kidneys into kidney beans
Zoozve
Gaynamede
Irizz
мый тыйым ебать пычал дене лӱйкалем
What's up guys, it's Quandale Dingle here
REEHEHEHEHEHE
Finally... the last one..
Help there fellow human!
--@definitely-not-a-woodcrawler
h-hello… ^^
h-help? oh… maybe it’s… like me… hehehe…
What's your name?
That's a normal human question right--
my name is… mimi…
yeah.. I think so…
Nice to meet you. I am.. Wanderer.
ooOoOoOo… ~🎵
thats a nice name… hehehe…
uhm… s-slightly unrelated question…
have you… seen any hu- uhm, people around here…?
Not really, unfortunately.
Other than me of course!
oh…
that’s unfortunate…
im hungry… :(
UH- cuz… they might have… food and stuff…
that’s believable, right…?
Well there might be some hikers or something if you're that desperate.
uhm… maybe… someone will come investigate the crash…
people usually walk towards extremely loud explosions and interesting clouds of smoke, right ?
Some do. Only the ones that are easier to hunt though--
ohhhh… okaayy… hehehehe…
I know… a lotta humans are stupid sometimes… hehehehehehe…
So I'm assuming you're not human?
hehehehe… no… ^^
you’re not one either… I can’t hear a heartbeat… hehehe…
I just had to… steal this spacesuit… nobody onboard noticed…
Hm. Well I'm from The Iris. Humans call me a woodcrawler. We're usually in swarms but I lost mine.
oooooo… like the eye? hhehehehee…
ohhh.. I’ve heard of you… maybe… I like spiders…. Hheheheeheheheee…
And what are you?
You don't seem like any of the prey I've seen on Earth.
ooooh… I don’t think there’s a word for that… in any human languages…
I think im just… an alien…
hehehehehehe…
How do you usually hunt?
sneak on a spaceship… undetected… disguised as another astronaut…
wait for a little while…
then slowly… pick them off… one by one…
turn off lights… turn off oxygen… turn off their radios…
be careful… not to get caught…
it’s so fun to tear them apart… they can’t even scream because that would waste oxygen… hehehehehehe…
sorry for ranting… hehehehehahahaaa…
We usually invade the homes of large human families, steal their bodies, then use their screams to attract me!
We also just pretty much take whatever we can get.
Help there fellow human!
--@definitely-not-a-woodcrawler
h-hello… ^^
h-help? oh… maybe it’s… like me… hehehe…
What's your name?
That's a normal human question right--
my name is… mimi…
yeah.. I think so…
Nice to meet you. I am.. Wanderer.
ooOoOoOo… ~🎵
thats a nice name… hehehe…
uhm… s-slightly unrelated question…
have you… seen any hu- uhm, people around here…?
Not really, unfortunately.
Other than me of course!
oh…
that’s unfortunate…
im hungry… :(
UH- cuz… they might have… food and stuff…
that’s believable, right…?
Well there might be some hikers or something if you're that desperate.
uhm… maybe… someone will come investigate the crash…
people usually walk towards extremely loud explosions and interesting clouds of smoke, right ?
Some do. Only the ones that are easier to hunt though--
ohhhh… okaayy… hehehehe…
I know… a lotta humans are stupid sometimes… hehehehehehe…
So I'm assuming you're not human?
hehehehe… no… ^^
you’re not one either… I can’t hear a heartbeat… hehehe…
I just had to… steal this spacesuit… nobody onboard noticed…
Hm. Well I'm from The Iris. Humans call me a woodcrawler. We're usually in swarms but I lost mine.
oooooo… like the eye? hhehehehee…
ohhh.. I’ve heard of you… maybe… I like spiders…. Hheheheeheheheee…
And what are you?
You don't seem like any of the prey I've seen on Earth.
ooooh… I don’t think there’s a word for that… in any human languages…
I think im just… an alien…
hehehehehehe…
How do you usually hunt?
Help there fellow human!
--@definitely-not-a-woodcrawler
h-hello… ^^
h-help? oh… maybe it’s… like me… hehehe…
What's your name?
That's a normal human question right--
my name is… mimi…
yeah.. I think so…
Nice to meet you. I am.. Wanderer.
ooOoOoOo… ~🎵
thats a nice name… hehehe…
uhm… s-slightly unrelated question…
have you… seen any hu- uhm, people around here…?
Not really, unfortunately.
Other than me of course!
oh…
that’s unfortunate…
im hungry… :(
UH- cuz… they might have… food and stuff…
that’s believable, right…?
Well there might be some hikers or something if you're that desperate.
uhm… maybe… someone will come investigate the crash…
people usually walk towards extremely loud explosions and interesting clouds of smoke, right ?
Some do. Only the ones that are easier to hunt though--
ohhhh… okaayy… hehehehe…
I know… a lotta humans are stupid sometimes… hehehehehehe…
So I'm assuming you're not human?
hehehehe… no… ^^
you’re not one either… I can’t hear a heartbeat… hehehe…
I just had to… steal this spacesuit… nobody onboard noticed…
Hm. Well I'm from The Iris. Humans call me a woodcrawler. We're usually in swarms but I lost mine.
oooooo… like the eye? hhehehehee…
ohhh.. I’ve heard of you… maybe… I like spiders…. Hheheheeheheheee…
And what are you?
You don't seem like any of the prey I've seen on Earth.
Help there fellow human!
--@definitely-not-a-woodcrawler
h-hello… ^^
h-help? oh… maybe it’s… like me… hehehe…
What's your name?
That's a normal human question right--
my name is… mimi…
yeah.. I think so…
Nice to meet you. I am.. Wanderer.
ooOoOoOo… ~🎵
thats a nice name… hehehe…
uhm… s-slightly unrelated question…
have you… seen any hu- uhm, people around here…?
Not really, unfortunately.
Other than me of course!
oh…
that’s unfortunate…
im hungry… :(
UH- cuz… they might have… food and stuff…
that’s believable, right…?
Well there might be some hikers or something if you're that desperate.
uhm… maybe… someone will come investigate the crash…
people usually walk towards extremely loud explosions and interesting clouds of smoke, right ?
Some do. Only the ones that are easier to hunt though--
ohhhh… okaayy… hehehehe…
I know… a lotta humans are stupid sometimes… hehehehehehe…
So I'm assuming you're not human?
hehehehe… no… ^^
you’re not one either… I can’t hear a heartbeat… hehehe…
I just had to… steal this spacesuit… nobody onboard noticed…
Hm. Well I'm from The Iris. Humans call me a woodcrawler. We're usually in swarms but I lost mine.
Help there fellow human!
--@definitely-not-a-woodcrawler
h-hello… ^^
h-help? oh… maybe it’s… like me… hehehe…
What's your name?
That's a normal human question right--
my name is… mimi…
yeah.. I think so…
Nice to meet you. I am.. Wanderer.
ooOoOoOo… ~🎵
thats a nice name… hehehe…
uhm… s-slightly unrelated question…
have you… seen any hu- uhm, people around here…?
Not really, unfortunately.
Other than me of course!
oh…
that’s unfortunate…
im hungry… :(
UH- cuz… they might have… food and stuff…
that’s believable, right…?
Well there might be some hikers or something if you're that desperate.
uhm… maybe… someone will come investigate the crash…
people usually walk towards extremely loud explosions and interesting clouds of smoke, right ?
Some do. Only the ones that are easier to hunt though--
ohhhh… okaayy… hehehehe…
I know… a lotta humans are stupid sometimes… hehehehehehe…
So I'm assuming you're not human?
chinese reaction images are by far more visceral and just downright better than western ones
what is this even supposed to convey
I fully understand that last one