#bat-phantom

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

I

*gulp*

U-uh…

he was smiling…?? 😳😳😳

[definitely-not-lex-luthor]

FUCK #SUPERSHIT -🥀

FUCK #SUPERSHIT.

[kal-el-of-krypton]

Here have my child @meow-tabitha-is-a-bitch

She's gotten on my last nerve and I'm told you are a some what functioning adult

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I- uh.. is your child a living person ?? I’d rather not be responsible for another sentient being.. 😅

[scary-bambi]

Why are people so racist

Meanwhile me:

Aww you look so cute/pretty!

[definitely-not-lex-luthor]

Are you Lex Luthor?-🐗

No. Can't you read my username?