girls!!! girls!!!! girls!!!!!

Dania // 20 // i love cats, books, music and girls

[nnbvcffggfsssxxvjkiiytfdvvjj]

[bombing]

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

[respectfulmemes]

[queen-apathy]

[moonries]

things i needed to hear (as conversation hearts)

[zackisontumblr]

Me:*is doin me*

Yall:*are mad*

[loverdeluxe]

today is the 02/02/2020 which is the same date backwards and that happens once in a thousand years so that’s cool

[2treehill]

how do you get a nice body without moving

[childmagazine]

by learning to love yourself

[nachtfunken]

wow

[gaylorswift]

Wait.... you are gay? Why?

It started off as a 7 day free trial, but I forgot to cancel so here we are.

[abomasnow]

Blowjob? or handjob?

full time job with health care benefits

[tokai-teio]

anyone else ever just read discourse for like 20 seconds then realize “wait i don’t care” and just zoom past it

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Actor Karan Brar, Cameron Boyce's best friend since childhood (and roommate who was the one that found him and called 911), got a photo of the two of them tattooed on his arm, along with something Cameron once wrote to/about him and 🥺

[sleepbby]

u will drive urself crazy trying to convince someone u are worthy of their love. u always are deserving. they will not just suddenly start caring for u unless they want to. ain't nothing u should have to do to be seen.

[trembeling]

[catsi]

in grade 12 we were reading romeo and juliet and we were at the romantic-ass balcony scene and this hot girl in the class volunteered to read juliet’s parts and i put up my hand to volunteer for another part and the teacher goes ‘oh do you want to be the nurse, amanda?’ and i was like ‘no i wanna be romeo’ and the hot girl swiveled around in her seat to give me a Look™

she and i later ended up making out at a bunch of parties in university lmfao

[catsi]

in retrospect this moment was absolutely pivotal to my butch awakening but it was also just a lesbian power move

[eyeballs-2-entrails]

I too got a girlfriend over this play. In grade 10, I was reading the balcony scene to study with two other people (one guy and one beautiful girl) and I insisted point blank I had to read as romeo, because he had the most lines and I’m a dramatic little shit.

So the other two in my group are used to my antics by now. We’re all friends, so the pair of them decide that the one guy in our group gets to be the nurse. Now, my Juliet and I have been friends for a couple months by this point, so I decide to be a little more dramatic.

We put Juliet on a spinny chair, and pump it up as tall as it goes, and my baby, closeted lesbian ass crouches on the floor, ready to be as melodramatic as possible. Like, I’m about to do a rendition that makes William himself walk into the class and tell me to take it back a notch or twelve.

And then I look up.

And holy shit.

There she is, Juliet, haloed in the worst fluorescent light known to mortals across the globe. Light just streaming down around her, that weird off-green colour that it always is. And she’s the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. My little gay soul is barely holding on as the words barely leave my lips, breathlessly. “But soft… what light from yonder window breaks?”

And Juliet was the sun. Romeo was not exaggerating that line at all.

Juliet and I have also been together for more than 4 years now. She’s every bit as spectacular as she was when I was a lovestruck teenage Romeo, kneeling on the yellowed linoleum floor of second block english.

[fkn-ruude]

what's your type ?

someone who wants me as much as I want them

[melonmemes]

[vile-things]

no i dont make sense so stop asking