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Caroline // 18 // UNA 21'

[mr-styles]

[thetomlinsondaily]

Louis for Noisey Music

[definitelylucifer]

i havent been on here in forever omfg whats up

[artaline]

human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

[hiiloveyouhi]

Human: *is eating ice cream*

alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!

human: well, you see, not with this food

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*

Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*

Alien: *exasperated sputtering*

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

why the fuck wouldn’t an alien understand heat

[pombons]

[almighty-silverkid-deactivated2]

Hello police? Yeah I just witnessed a fucking murder

[h0ld-back-the-night-deactivated]

SEGA DOES WHAT NINTENDON’T

[chicfeast]

[on-poetry]

y'all make it sound like drinkin water will make me mentally stable like sip sip I’m still depressed motherfuckers

[teamrocketing]

american politics in 2016

[venusasadizzybitch]

I think this photo is sad and scary like why does hillary have to bring memes and pop culture into politics to manipulate people

[legalmexican]

BEYONCÉ’S IMPACT

[kisseswithlarry]

WHY IS THISHD SO REAL

[thepurpleskies]

please just read the whole thing

[godswithinus-deactivated2019041]

When your clippers 🔥🔥🔥 as shit

[lionmighty-deactivated20171224]

Ayyy.

[eyesackudawgoo]

This shit heavy

[nuevayor]

hooooommy god

[sizvideos]

Introducing Bluejay, the world’s first smart mount for your car. More information here

[iraffiruse]

[blamethewolf]

calibraptor:

Oh my god I’m glad I’m not the only person that sees this

[weloveshortvideos]

Creed gets comfy

[zaddylonglegs]

[thebabyanimals]