[jeffament]

im zen im literally so mindful and zen

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

olympic gold in hitting christian babies with a bat

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

points deduction. that last baby was a calvinist

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

oh my god people yes i know calvinism is a type of christianity the joke is that it doesn't take skill to hit a baby who's predestined to get hit come on

[translatingpostsinfrench]

œstrogenèse-évangélique

médaille d'or olympique en frappage de bébés avec une batte

œstrogenèse-évangélique

déduction de points. ce dernier bébé était un calviniste

œstrogenèse-évangélique

oh mon dieu les gens oui je sais le calvinisme est un type de chrétienté la blague c'est que ça ne demande pas de talent de frapper un bébé qui est prédestiné à être frappé allez

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

you can all address me as œstrogenèse-évangélique from now on

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

frappage de bébés

avec une

batte

[tamamoland]

let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these

tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase 

[valtsv]

just found out i've been abandoned by god which means he's not watching anything i do anymore. you should come over.

[bobdylanyaoi]

i’m in trenches you’ve never heard of

[cerezsa-deactivated20241028]

[finneroo]

I am a violin maker learning to tattoo so here is a banana with the decoration from the Hellier Strad violin

[nyaa]

I am unemployed

[opendirectories]

[ashstfu]

2026 !!!!!!!!!!!

[yellow-cat]

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

[yellow-cat]

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

[omtai]

This photo genuinely made me tear up he looks so fucking sad

[dunmertitty]

[heartseeker]

[presidentdragon]

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

[tyke-dyke]

VAGINA!!!!

[presidentdragon]

[lastoneout]

[rylandsgrace]

Does it fucking kill you too? Not anymore.

Hollanov + season 1 timeline

[beardedmrbean]

[moviesludge]

My beloved options

[gayteensupreme]

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

[gayteensupreme]

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

[depsidase]