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- Come inside for a bit. Huh? Why? You've hurt your hand. I'll treat you. You saw the entrance on the way, right? Don't run away. -
TSURUNE ツルネ (2018)
I finally finished an older wangxian print 😭
THE TEMP BOYFRIEND
CHAPTER 1: 10,000 CANDIDATES
Once upon a time in the increasingly distant year of 2026, there was a girl who had every advantage in the world.
She was rich.
She was good looking, at least objectively speaking.
She was healthy.
But she squandered all of these blessings, and became a malodorous shut-in, seldom leaving the depths of one of the manors her father had procured for her.
There, she spent all day and night playing video games and subsisting on a diet of cheetos and energy drinks that would kill most animals. Her family had long given up on her, and she had no friends to speak of. Even the media, normally chomping at the bit for any sort of scoop on a billionaire's failure daughter, had gotten bored of her severe lack of antics.
There's only so much, after all, that you can write about bedrotting and streaming middling-at-best performance in League of Heroes to an audience of 3, one of whom is a spambot.
Her greatest pleasure in life was getting a half-decent roll in one of her gacha games, where she could unlock a new outfit for some twink that would never be within 6 feet of her in real life (at least, not for free).
Her closest company was the rats that had taken shelter within her manor's walls, subsisting on whatever dropped junk food they could carry in their little paws. The rats, at least, were living well.
She was destined to die alone, remembered only in urban legends for the few times she left the house draped in her grey hoodie to go to the convenience store. Life had handed her victory on a silver platter, and she pried open its jaws with all her might and pulled defeat out of them. She was a loser.
Her investor father was (seemingly) (mostly)satisfied basking in the success of his three sons, who had become prolific influencers, entrepreneurs, and politicians in their own right. His black sheep of a daughter could be easily forgotten. But he had one last trick up his sleeve, and it had to do with an investment of his: a dating platform accessible to all, but targeting the rich as their clientele.
Rodrick x Regina's fanart.
happy wwx birthday everyone 🤌
inspired by Andrew Lyman
Am i just grieving or is my prolomged sadness performative: a peak into the mind of a girl who never had her feelings validated
“pathetic sopping wet towel of a man x woman that is way cooler than him” has and always will be THE peak hetero dynamic btw
Rodrick x Regina headcanons (will add more if i come up w more)
1. Rodrick keeps using up Regina's expensive eyeliner for his getups (esp before loded diper shows). Regina grumbles but always keeps extras of the one he prefers.
2. When they have their first fight regina turns rodericks fav shirts into crop tops. Rodrick Being himself nonchalantly wears em anyway. Meanwhile his exposed waist does lethal damage to her. So she continues to do this optimization of his shirts using her superior fashion sense.
3. Regina does makeup on Rodrick sometimes. Rodrick keeps asking to do her makeup but she declines (insists its weirdo makeup). Very rarely lets him do it in private if her moods good enough and he begs enough, which is almost never. She's slowly warming upto the punk looks tho
4. He's secretly working out a little since she primarily liked jocks. She can tell but Won't tell him she liked them for the social validation. will stop him before he gets too buff because she likes his current physique.
5. Cyberbullying ppl in random discord servers, fake fighting to create drama and attention are some of their fav date ideas.
6. Regina's ideas upgraded rodricks ways to torture greg.
7. Dated secretly which rodrick didnt mind because "popular pretty girl" is giving him attention. She used her status and schemes to slowly raise rodricks status up in the hierarchy just enough. So that She's still above him but it's not social suicide if the news of her dating him ever comes out. Rodrick however, thinks his rise in popularity is because of his band.
where’s that 1900s painting of the centaur mother playing with her child in a grassy field?
the smile! the tenderness! the warmth of it all!
The Centaur Playing with her Child (1909) by Otto Soltau
Things I've never seen before but I'm glad I saw today
If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.
It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…
the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
how did you do that so smoothly?
thats some broadway musical shit
But seriously, I think I love you.
heck no, i’m callin dibs
Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;)
By the way, folks… We’re super engaged. Just fyi. :P
Well, we never got around to making a wedding gif, but still super-married and loving it. Happy Valentine’s Day!