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The mirror world's silliest Carmen. Technically an ask blog but I also post a lot. I am straight up haunting it. and by it? let's just say, the narrative. pfp by @rainfallsontheground and banner by @ivoryheaven

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Intro post start!!!

Yeah I finally decided to get off my conceptual ass and make this.

It is I, the voice of distortion, the crimson eye (from Iwantlunazy productions), the mother of all abnormalities, that one scientist woman that people are either insane over or are like, who's that

Mostly just shit posting in character and haunting the narrative™ (blogs) but sometimes I'll serious. Asks are welcomed. Magic Anons are allowed, and I have 300 limbillion Angelas as my children. They are very ravenous.

Current appearance because this blog goes through a lot of events: Art by @ivoryheaven

Has patchwork underneath suit but cropped it in case ppl didn't like doll nudity, also, bloodfiend eyes!

Tags under cut

My children: Posts/reblogs relating to Abnormalities/distortions

Me mention/distortion mention!!!: Reblogs containing me or distortion mentions

Your truest self- Distortion relating asks

Chaos of the City: Silly posts/asks

Voice of Distortion: General posts

Citizens of the City: General asks

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[alright… i think i lost my blue copycat…]

[if i had an ahn for every time i had a copycat that hated my guts, i’d have 2 ahn, which isn’t a lot but its weird that it happened twice.]

[oh god i’m lost arent i.]

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[i dont want to be alone i dont want to be alone i dont want to be alone i dont want to be alone i dont want to be alone-]

(OOC)

( @definitelynotdistorter-dodge time for v1 to get distorted!!!)

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I can help with that. Loneliness is horrible, this infinite expanse probably doesn't help with that

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[you can help me..?]

[how?]

(OOC)

(V1 got booted out of the backrooms due to Husky almost cooking the place alive)

[definitelynotdistorter-dodge]

If it is your most fervent wish to never be alone, my gift of light to you, most heartfelt, could help you.

Or you could find comfort in solely yourself. Either way works

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[…]

*He stays silent for a pretty long time, before answering.*

[i…]

[i found my family the first time, who says i can’t find them again. or maybe they’ll find me.]

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I believe you can. But do you think you could do it on your own?

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[i think…]

[No. I know I’ll find them.]

[definitelynotdistorter-dodge]

Then you've already made your choice then huh?

Will you let that become your driving factor? After all if you care only for your own desires then you will be happy, even if that desire is finding the one you wish for. What happens whenever you find them?

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[… I’ll be home.]

[No matter where we wind up, no matter what happens to any of us, we’ll be home.]

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You have two options. I can help you become a force that will get to home no matter what, a clear road laid in front of you. . .

Or you could take the risk and pioneer your way to them.

Which will you choose?

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[I’ll carve my own path to them.]

[I’m still the kind of person to pick the hardest option, even if there’s an easier way around.]

[After all this time, I’m still the same old me, ain’t I?]

[Isn’t that a funny thought.]

[definitelynotdistorter-dodge]

Indeed you are. If you ever lose your way I'll always be here. Give me a hug.

//gives V1 a hug before the light envelopes them//

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[Well, incase I don’t see you, good morning, good afternoon, & goodnight.]

*The light envelopes V1 as he returns Carmen’s hug.*

(OOC)

(so, whats the verdict?)

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[alright… i think i lost my blue copycat…]

[if i had an ahn for every time i had a copycat that hated my guts, i’d have 2 ahn, which isn’t a lot but its weird that it happened twice.]

[oh god i’m lost arent i.]

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[i dont want to be alone i dont want to be alone i dont want to be alone i dont want to be alone i dont want to be alone-]

(OOC)

( @definitelynotdistorter-dodge time for v1 to get distorted!!!)

[definitelynotdistorter-dodge]

I can help with that. Loneliness is horrible, this infinite expanse probably doesn't help with that

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[you can help me..?]

[how?]

(OOC)

(V1 got booted out of the backrooms due to Husky almost cooking the place alive)

[definitelynotdistorter-dodge]

If it is your most fervent wish to never be alone, my gift of light to you, most heartfelt, could help you.

Or you could find comfort in solely yourself. Either way works

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[…]

*He stays silent for a pretty long time, before answering.*

[i…]

[i found my family the first time, who says i can’t find them again. or maybe they’ll find me.]

[definitelynotdistorter-dodge]

I believe you can. But do you think you could do it on your own?

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[i think…]

[No. I know I’ll find them.]

[definitelynotdistorter-dodge]

Then you've already made your choice then huh?

Will you let that become your driving factor? After all if you care only for your own desires then you will be happy, even if that desire is finding the one you wish for. What happens whenever you find them?

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[… I’ll be home.]

[No matter where we wind up, no matter what happens to any of us, we’ll be home.]

[definitelynotdistorter-dodge]

You have two options. I can help you become a force that will get to home no matter what, a clear road laid in front of you. . .

Or you could take the risk and pioneer your way to them.

Which will you choose?

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[I’ll carve my own path to them.]

[I’m still the kind of person to pick the hardest option, even if there’s an easier way around.]

[After all this time, I’m still the same old me, ain’t I?]

[Isn’t that a funny thought.]

[definitelynotdistorter-dodge]

Indeed you are. If you ever lose your way I'll always be here. Give me a hug.

//gives V1 a hug before the light envelopes them//

[wartankhorse]

i love all my mutuals on tumblr dot com u guys are awesome

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[alright… i think i lost my blue copycat…]

[if i had an ahn for every time i had a copycat that hated my guts, i’d have 2 ahn, which isn’t a lot but its weird that it happened twice.]

[oh god i’m lost arent i.]

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[i dont want to be alone i dont want to be alone i dont want to be alone i dont want to be alone i dont want to be alone-]

(OOC)

( @definitelynotdistorter-dodge time for v1 to get distorted!!!)

[definitelynotdistorter-dodge]

I can help with that. Loneliness is horrible, this infinite expanse probably doesn't help with that

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[you can help me..?]

[how?]

(OOC)

(V1 got booted out of the backrooms due to Husky almost cooking the place alive)

[definitelynotdistorter-dodge]

If it is your most fervent wish to never be alone, my gift of light to you, most heartfelt, could help you.

Or you could find comfort in solely yourself. Either way works

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[…]

*He stays silent for a pretty long time, before answering.*

[i…]

[i found my family the first time, who says i can’t find them again. or maybe they’ll find me.]

[definitelynotdistorter-dodge]

I believe you can. But do you think you could do it on your own?

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[i think…]

[No. I know I’ll find them.]

[definitelynotdistorter-dodge]

Then you've already made your choice then huh?

Will you let that become your driving factor? After all if you care only for your own desires then you will be happy, even if that desire is finding the one you wish for. What happens whenever you find them?

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[… I’ll be home.]

[No matter where we wind up, no matter what happens to any of us, we’ll be home.]

[definitelynotdistorter-dodge]

You have two options. I can help you become a force that will get to home no matter what, a clear road laid in front of you. . .

Or you could take the risk and pioneer your way to them.

Which will you choose?

[definitelynotdistorter-dodge]

okay I have another idea pick a number between 1 and 35198.5 this time you won't be able to guess what I'm going to give you

Gulp. Uhh you know what? I'm being insane. 35198.5.

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[alright… i think i lost my blue copycat…]

[if i had an ahn for every time i had a copycat that hated my guts, i’d have 2 ahn, which isn’t a lot but its weird that it happened twice.]

[oh god i’m lost arent i.]

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[i dont want to be alone i dont want to be alone i dont want to be alone i dont want to be alone i dont want to be alone-]

(OOC)

( @definitelynotdistorter-dodge time for v1 to get distorted!!!)

[definitelynotdistorter-dodge]

I can help with that. Loneliness is horrible, this infinite expanse probably doesn't help with that

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[you can help me..?]

[how?]

(OOC)

(V1 got booted out of the backrooms due to Husky almost cooking the place alive)

[definitelynotdistorter-dodge]

If it is your most fervent wish to never be alone, my gift of light to you, most heartfelt, could help you.

Or you could find comfort in solely yourself. Either way works

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[…]

*He stays silent for a pretty long time, before answering.*

[i…]

[i found my family the first time, who says i can’t find them again. or maybe they’ll find me.]

[definitelynotdistorter-dodge]

I believe you can. But do you think you could do it on your own?

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[i think…]

[No. I know I’ll find them.]

[definitelynotdistorter-dodge]

Then you've already made your choice then huh?

Will you let that become your driving factor? After all if you care only for your own desires then you will be happy, even if that desire is finding the one you wish for. What happens whenever you find them?

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[alright… i think i lost my blue copycat…]

[if i had an ahn for every time i had a copycat that hated my guts, i’d have 2 ahn, which isn’t a lot but its weird that it happened twice.]

[oh god i’m lost arent i.]

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[i dont want to be alone i dont want to be alone i dont want to be alone i dont want to be alone i dont want to be alone-]

(OOC)

( @definitelynotdistorter-dodge time for v1 to get distorted!!!)

[definitelynotdistorter-dodge]

I can help with that. Loneliness is horrible, this infinite expanse probably doesn't help with that

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[you can help me..?]

[how?]

(OOC)

(V1 got booted out of the backrooms due to Husky almost cooking the place alive)

[definitelynotdistorter-dodge]

If it is your most fervent wish to never be alone, my gift of light to you, most heartfelt, could help you.

Or you could find comfort in solely yourself. Either way works

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[…]

*He stays silent for a pretty long time, before answering.*

[i…]

[i found my family the first time, who says i can’t find them again. or maybe they’ll find me.]

[definitelynotdistorter-dodge]

I believe you can. But do you think you could do it on your own?

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[alright… i think i lost my blue copycat…]

[if i had an ahn for every time i had a copycat that hated my guts, i’d have 2 ahn, which isn’t a lot but its weird that it happened twice.]

[oh god i’m lost arent i.]

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[i dont want to be alone i dont want to be alone i dont want to be alone i dont want to be alone i dont want to be alone-]

(OOC)

( @definitelynotdistorter-dodge time for v1 to get distorted!!!)

[definitelynotdistorter-dodge]

I can help with that. Loneliness is horrible, this infinite expanse probably doesn't help with that

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[you can help me..?]

[how?]

(OOC)

(V1 got booted out of the backrooms due to Husky almost cooking the place alive)

[definitelynotdistorter-dodge]

If it is your most fervent wish to never be alone, my gift of light to you, most heartfelt, could help you.

Or you could find comfort in solely yourself. Either way works

[ishyneverlies]

what if karcali was yaoi instead Yuri?

Ganderbend those guls

I TRIED TO DRAW KALI AS A GUY BUT SHE STILL LOOKED LIKE A STUPID LESBIAN 💔 IVE BEEN GIGGLING ABOUT THIS FOR 20 MINUTES STRAIGHT

[moocolonthree]

OOC//

I just want you to know that for some reason whenever you like a post the notif is like. Extra special for some reason. It gets its own bar while the others don't.

LOL??? WHY WOULD IT DO THAT

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OOC//

No idea 😭😭😭😭

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Glad to see you're doing better now, Miss Carmen! As for food, well...

[Food Item Meat Spaghetti obtained!]

[Food Item Soda Obtained!] (No, not Wellcheers.)

Can't have my favourite contestant going hungry after all!

@showhost-of-the-ensemble

Oh goodness. Thank you very much my child. I do not deserve this kindness. I will make sure to visit you soon for a nice gameshow.

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distortion based on getting unfairly blamed for Crimes yet being unable to respond / argue innocent due to being called a liar or the accuser being bigger / stronger / louder than you

^

Very interesting distortion. Would they wish to be bigger and stronger? Attract the gazes of many onto them instead so they may say their piece? Interesting thought. . .

[lcerochas]

// reminds me of one i made that was called strawman (dispte the distorte being a girl) that had sorta a smillar but different consepct. Taking all the blame for things because you were the "strawman" of the aurgements, so you burn yourself for it.

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👀👀👀👀👀👀

That's so cool

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[Sweeper Family]

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[A1Z26]

I will try my best.

[definitelynotdistorter-dodge]

distortion based on getting unfairly blamed for Crimes yet being unable to respond / argue innocent due to being called a liar or the accuser being bigger / stronger / louder than you

^

Very interesting distortion. Would they wish to be bigger and stronger? Attract the gazes of many onto them instead so they may say their piece? Interesting thought. . .

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[alright… i think i lost my blue copycat…]

[if i had an ahn for every time i had a copycat that hated my guts, i’d have 2 ahn, which isn’t a lot but its weird that it happened twice.]

[oh god i’m lost arent i.]

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[i dont want to be alone i dont want to be alone i dont want to be alone i dont want to be alone i dont want to be alone-]

(OOC)

( @definitelynotdistorter-dodge time for v1 to get distorted!!!)

[definitelynotdistorter-dodge]

I can help with that. Loneliness is horrible, this infinite expanse probably doesn't help with that

[definitelynotdistorter-dodge]

COME EAT HAMHAMPANGPANG WITH ME 🔥

Chicken sandwish.................

Yyyeeeaaaagggggg Hamhampangpang. . ..

[decommissionedrides]

Sandwish...........come eat sandwish with me carmen......

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Yay

Ok