Thor Odinson

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[definitelythorodinson]

I’ve missed you, Thor ~ definitelyvalkyrie

Valkyrie! I have missed you as well. How are you? We should catch up!

[definitelydarcylewis]

Hey! mister muscle man!

You. Yeah, you, @definitelythorodinson.

Where are my pictures!?!?!? I have a fan base to satisfy, man. You can't leave me hanging after I promise shots of the god of thunder alongside a cute fluffy pup.

Deliver the goods!

[definitelythorodinson]

Patience, Lady Darcy, It will be well worth it!

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

Tony made his way out the door, nano tech with him, just as always. He’s not entirely sure it’s necessary. A wolf in the park hardly sounds like a wide spread threat, let alone a threat iron man needed to take care of, but JARVIS thought it was worth the mention, and he trusted his own algorithm.

When he got to the park, it wasn’t too hard to figure out where the commotion was coming from. All he needed to do was walk towards whatever it was people seemed to be jogging away from.

His eyes followed the people, some running, some pulling out their phones to take pictures of whatever it was. Tony rolled his eyes. Typical.

He made his way until he saw what it was, people were making a fuss over, only to find no wolf, at least not anymore. Instead, there stood Loki and Thor, and what seemed to be a teenage boy, and it did not look like a friendly encounter.

[@definitelyfenrir @definitelylokiodinson @definitelythorodinson ]

[definitelythorodinson]

“Oh hey! Tony!” Thor exclaims, his phone in hand, obviously recording the scene before him. “What are you doing here?” He asks casually, while the two argue just feet away.

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

“JARVIS has taken to browsing social media, heard there was a wolf in the park, I couldn’t resist, and now you two are here?” Tony posed it as a question, hoping Thor would offer up some answers.

[definitelythorodinson]

“Ah yes, well... There was a wolf, but now there is not, because it turned out to be this kid.” Thor gestures to the angry teenager. “And now they are arguing, about something, I’m not entirely sure what, though.” He admits. “I’m just, minding my business.”

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

Tony made his way out the door, nano tech with him, just as always. He’s not entirely sure it’s necessary. A wolf in the park hardly sounds like a wide spread threat, let alone a threat iron man needed to take care of, but JARVIS thought it was worth the mention, and he trusted his own algorithm.

When he got to the park, it wasn’t too hard to figure out where the commotion was coming from. All he needed to do was walk towards whatever it was people seemed to be jogging away from.

His eyes followed the people, some running, some pulling out their phones to take pictures of whatever it was. Tony rolled his eyes. Typical.

He made his way until he saw what it was, people were making a fuss over, only to find no wolf, at least not anymore. Instead, there stood Loki and Thor, and what seemed to be a teenage boy, and it did not look like a friendly encounter.

[@definitelyfenrir @definitelylokiodinson @definitelythorodinson ]

[definitelythorodinson]

“Oh hey! Tony!” Thor exclaims, his phone in hand, obviously recording the scene before him. “What are you doing here?” He asks casually, while the two argue just feet away.

[definitelydarcylewis]

Darcy! Have you ever tried to lift “Mew mew”?

Mew mew!!!!

Uh... I mean, I haven't not tried to lift it. But it's not like I have many opportunities to actively try because SOMEONE, not naming names, @definitelythorodinson is always out of town and he gets kinds grumpy if he doesn't have it with him.

[definitelythorodinson]

Ah, well, I am here now, in New York, Lady Darcy, if you’d like to give it a try, though many have failed in the past!

[st00cky]

remember the time when thor was disappointed because the avengers didn’t invite him to join their civil war that he made team thor??? HILARIOUS

[definitelydarcylewis]

OH my God!!!! You ABsolute DORK!!!!!!!  😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Next time you make a video like this LET ME KNOW!!!!!!!! 

@definitelythorodinson

[definitelythorodinson]

You can be my costar!

[definitelybuckybarnes-deactivat]

Hey Bucky I ran out of wine. Can I some Asgardian liquor please???

i don’t have any. @definitelythorodinson might have some.

[definitelythorodinson]

Yes! I have some back at the apartment!

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Loki took whatever it was that Thor had ordered for them at the food truck. Loki didnt typically make it out this way anymore but he appreciated the food when he did.

“I still cannot believe...” Thor said with a huff.

“Oh come on, Thor, I have done way worse in the past, and yet you still can’t wrap your head around this?” Loki rolled his eyes.

“You’re NoobMaster69! You were harassing our friend Korg!” Thor exclaimed, taking a bite of his food.

“I was not, and he’s your friend.” Loki corrected. “Can we not get so worked up about it? I came here to relax.”

Thor nodded hesitantly. “You owe him an apology.”

“I owe him nothing.” Loki scoffed.

Thor’s phone buzzed.

@definitelydarcylewis || @definitelythorodinson

[definitelydarcylewis]

Dude.

[@definitelythorodinson]

[definitelythorodinson]

......

[@definitelydarcylewis ]

[definitelywintersoldier]

I heard petsmart has dog treats on sale if you need help training Brock

@definitelybrockrumlow do you need a treat you little bitch? Will that get you to stop acting like such a asshole?

[definitelyjarvis]

If I may, sir, there are also choke collars available for human use if you find a reward based system isn't working for you.

I can send you a few links if you need.

[definitelykorg]

Can i eat the dog person, mate?

[definitelywintersoldier]

No

[definitelykorg]

You’re not noobmaster69 are you?

[definitelywintersoldier]

No

[definitelykorg]

Good, because I hate him. I was playing fort nite with @definitelythorodinson and meek and that guy just button spams, I was like piss off, ya know.

[definitelythorodinson]

Oh I cannot stand him! Yes he needs to piss off!

[definitelyjarvis]

@definitelykorg, @definitelythorodinson, I've attached a link containing the identity of the fortnight player, "noobmaster69".

If you're in need of anything else, please feel free to contact me.

(X)

[definitelykorg]

@definitelythorodinson it’s the ghost brother snake man.

[definitelythorodinson]

BROTHER! Is this TRUE!? @definitelylokiodinson

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Uh... well... yes it’s true. You mad bro?

[definitelythorodinson]

Yes! How could you, Brother!?

[definitelywintersoldier]

I heard petsmart has dog treats on sale if you need help training Brock

@definitelybrockrumlow do you need a treat you little bitch? Will that get you to stop acting like such a asshole?

[definitelyjarvis]

If I may, sir, there are also choke collars available for human use if you find a reward based system isn't working for you.

I can send you a few links if you need.

[definitelykorg]

Can i eat the dog person, mate?

[definitelywintersoldier]

No

[definitelykorg]

You’re not noobmaster69 are you?

[definitelywintersoldier]

No

[definitelykorg]

Good, because I hate him. I was playing fort nite with @definitelythorodinson and meek and that guy just button spams, I was like piss off, ya know.

[definitelythorodinson]

Oh I cannot stand him! Yes he needs to piss off!

[definitelyjarvis]

@definitelykorg, @definitelythorodinson, I've attached a link containing the identity of the fortnight player, "noobmaster69".

If you're in need of anything else, please feel free to contact me.

(X)

[definitelykorg]

@definitelythorodinson it’s the ghost brother snake man.

[definitelythorodinson]

BROTHER! Is this TRUE!? @definitelylokiodinson

[definitelywintersoldier]

I heard petsmart has dog treats on sale if you need help training Brock

@definitelybrockrumlow do you need a treat you little bitch? Will that get you to stop acting like such a asshole?

[definitelyjarvis]

If I may, sir, there are also choke collars available for human use if you find a reward based system isn't working for you.

I can send you a few links if you need.

[definitelykorg]

Can i eat the dog person, mate?

[definitelywintersoldier]

No

[definitelykorg]

You’re not noobmaster69 are you?

[definitelywintersoldier]

No

[definitelykorg]

Good, because I hate him. I was playing fort nite with @definitelythorodinson and meek and that guy just button spams, I was like piss off, ya know.

[definitelythorodinson]

Oh I cannot stand him! Yes he needs to piss off!

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

@definitelythorodinson hey brother, can I spend a few days with you? Where are you?

[definitelythorodinson]

Brother! Of course you can! I can come to you! I just got back to Earth.

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

That’s fine, just meet me in New York, the usual place

[definitelythorodinson]

Yes! Okay! I will see you there!

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

@definitelythorodinson hey brother, can I spend a few days with you? Where are you?

[definitelythorodinson]

Brother! Of course you can! I can come to you! I just got back to Earth.

[definitelythorodinson]

@definitelymantis-theguardian Look! @definitelygamora has returned!

[mantiswithoutadoubt]

I can’t believe my eyes. What a wonderful day it is! Where are you @definitelygamora ?

[definitelygamora]

Mantis? I have not seen you in so long!

[definitelythorodinson]

What a lovely reunion!

[definitelygamora]

Are you the pirate angel?

[definitelythorodinson]

Ah yes I am, that is what they call me.

[definitelythorodinson]

@definitelymantis-theguardian Look! @definitelygamora has returned!

[mantiswithoutadoubt]

I can’t believe my eyes. What a wonderful day it is! Where are you @definitelygamora ?

[definitelygamora]

Mantis? I have not seen you in so long!

[definitelythorodinson]

What a lovely reunion!

[definitelythorodinson]

@definitelymantis-theguardian Look! @definitelygamora has returned!

[definitelythorodinson]

Has NoodMaster69 bothered you recently!? @definitelykorg

[definitelykorg]

Oh Thor! I’m so glad you asked! He called me a sediment bitch and said I had small pebbles 😭😭😭

[definitelythorodinson]

You do not have small pebbles! He is just a coward. I bet he has small pebbles.

[definitelygamora]

Who is… Noobmaster69?

[definitelythorodinson]

Ah! Gamora! He is a disgraceful menace that plagues us in our video games.