Did You Miss Me?

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[thorwithoutadoubt]

Hello, all! I am Thor, son of Odin and.... Loki! Son of .... A bitch! It has been too long, brother! @lokiwithoutadoubt

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Oh, for Valhalla sake...

Too long, not long enough. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

What is this hell site anymore?

Hello Darlings, did you miss me? ;)

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Well that’s fair... @definitelyfenrir

[definitelyfenrir]

YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS THAT'S FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

If it’s worth anything, I do feel bad.

[definitelyfenrir]

Feel-

You feel BAD!?!?!?!?

Well then!!!! Oh, fuckin' boy, give the man a prize because he feels BAD!!!!

*slow applause*

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Watch your language, child!

[definitelyfenrir]

...

Watch my-

You know what?!?! FUCK YOU!!!!

You don't get to tell me what to do!!!

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Do I not? Fine then, off you go, unless you want something? Money? Emotional support? Neither of which I have to give, so you might as well not waste the time, particularly mine.

[definitelyfenrir]

Fen blinked. Once, twice, three times; ice-blue eyes unwilling to shed the stupid rush of tears that suddenly made an appearance. He wasn’t sure what he had been expecting from the freakin’ god of mischief. From the absolute asshole who had tried to take over the world a few years ago.

Yeah, Fen had followed the news when that all happened. Didn’t exactly mean to. It just... He remembered stuff, okay? His mom going on about how his dad was a god, how it meant she was some sort of powerful being for having his kid, blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.

The social worker’s chalked it up to the drugs, her being absolute batshit crazy, a manipulator. So had he for the most part.

Until 2012 that is, when gods and aliens actually started falling out of magic portals in the sky. For a while, he had hoped. Maybe. A stupid decision considering his dad was apparently the villain to that story, a power-hungry, egotistical asshole who thought the world should kneel or some shit. But Fen was nine and seeing the man, or god, as it turned out, who was supposedly his dad and up to that point just another one of his mom’s hallucinations, actually standing there being broadcasted on channel nine...

He had hoped. Wanted. A lot.

“You...” Fen hiccupped, swallowed heavily and then cleared his throat before swiping a hand quickly over his eyes.

“You asshole.” His voice rose, ice-blue eyes meeting Loki’s. “You fucking JERK!!!! YOU KNEW AND YOU NEVER SAID A THING!!!!! I DON’T WANT ANYTHING FROM YOU, YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF SHIT!!! I NEVER WANTED A THING!!!!!!!!”

[anthonystarkwithoutadoubt]

“Hey, hello.” Tony said calmly, his hands raised as he tried to get the attention of the two, in the midst of their heated conversation. “Maybe this might be a good time to take a moment, and collect ourselves, huh?” He suggested.

[@definitelylokiodinson ]

[definitelyfenrir]

“MIND YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!!!!!”

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

“Mind your own business!”

[ @definitelyanthonystark ]

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Well that’s fair... @definitelyfenrir

[definitelyfenrir]

YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS THAT'S FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

If it’s worth anything, I do feel bad.

[definitelyfenrir]

Feel-

You feel BAD!?!?!?!?

Well then!!!! Oh, fuckin' boy, give the man a prize because he feels BAD!!!!

*slow applause*

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Watch your language, child!

[definitelyfenrir]

...

Watch my-

You know what?!?! FUCK YOU!!!!

You don't get to tell me what to do!!!

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Do I not? Fine then, off you go, unless you want something? Money? Emotional support? Neither of which I have to give, so you might as well not waste the time, particularly mine.

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Well that’s fair... @definitelyfenrir

[definitelyfenrir]

YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS THAT'S FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

If it’s worth anything, I do feel bad.

[definitelyfenrir]

Feel-

You feel BAD!?!?!?!?

Well then!!!! Oh, fuckin' boy, give the man a prize because he feels BAD!!!!

*slow applause*

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Watch your language, child!

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Well that’s fair... @definitelyfenrir

[definitelyfenrir]

YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS THAT'S FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

If it’s worth anything, I do feel bad.

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Well that’s fair... @definitelyfenrir

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Loki took whatever it was that Thor had ordered for them at the food truck. Loki didnt typically make it out this way anymore but he appreciated the food when he did.

“I still cannot believe...” Thor said with a huff.

“Oh come on, Thor, I have done way worse in the past, and yet you still can’t wrap your head around this?” Loki rolled his eyes.

“You’re NoobMaster69! You were harassing our friend Korg!” Thor exclaimed, taking a bite of his food.

“I was not, and he’s your friend.” Loki corrected. “Can we not get so worked up about it? I came here to relax.”

Thor nodded hesitantly. “You owe him an apology.”

“I owe him nothing.” Loki scoffed.

Thor’s phone buzzed.

@definitelydarcylewis || @definitelythorodinson

[definitelydarcylewis]

Dude.

[@definitelythorodinson]

[definitelythorodinson]

......

[@definitelydarcylewis ]

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

There was a scream, breaking Thor’s concentration. Thor looked up to find a black wolf standing in front of them..

“Thor...” Loki said casually. “I think we have a problem.”

“Oh, a friend of yours?” He asked jokingly.

“Shut up.” He mumbled, the wolf’s gaze set on Loki. He shifted nervously at the realization, and sighed. “Hello.”

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Loki took whatever it was that Thor had ordered for them at the food truck. Loki didnt typically make it out this way anymore but he appreciated the food when he did.

“I still cannot believe...” Thor said with a huff.

“Oh come on, Thor, I have done way worse in the past, and yet you still can’t wrap your head around this?” Loki rolled his eyes.

“You’re NoobMaster69! You were harassing our friend Korg!” Thor exclaimed, taking a bite of his food.

“I was not, and he’s your friend.” Loki corrected. “Can we not get so worked up about it? I came here to relax.”

Thor nodded hesitantly. “You owe him an apology.”

“I owe him nothing.” Loki scoffed.

Thor’s phone buzzed.

@definitelydarcylewis || @definitelythorodinson

[definitelywintersoldier]

I heard petsmart has dog treats on sale if you need help training Brock

@definitelybrockrumlow do you need a treat you little bitch? Will that get you to stop acting like such a asshole?

[definitelyjarvis]

If I may, sir, there are also choke collars available for human use if you find a reward based system isn't working for you.

I can send you a few links if you need.

[definitelykorg]

Can i eat the dog person, mate?

[definitelywintersoldier]

No

[definitelykorg]

You’re not noobmaster69 are you?

[definitelywintersoldier]

No

[definitelykorg]

Good, because I hate him. I was playing fort nite with @definitelythorodinson and meek and that guy just button spams, I was like piss off, ya know.

[definitelythorodinson]

Oh I cannot stand him! Yes he needs to piss off!

[definitelyjarvis]

@definitelykorg, @definitelythorodinson, I've attached a link containing the identity of the fortnight player, "noobmaster69".

If you're in need of anything else, please feel free to contact me.

(X)

[definitelykorg]

@definitelythorodinson it’s the ghost brother snake man.

[definitelythorodinson]

BROTHER! Is this TRUE!? @definitelylokiodinson

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Uh... well... yes it’s true. You mad bro?

[definitelythorodinson]

Yes! How could you, Brother!?

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Relaaaax its a game!!!!

[definitelywintersoldier]

I heard petsmart has dog treats on sale if you need help training Brock

@definitelybrockrumlow do you need a treat you little bitch? Will that get you to stop acting like such a asshole?

[definitelyjarvis]

If I may, sir, there are also choke collars available for human use if you find a reward based system isn't working for you.

I can send you a few links if you need.

[definitelykorg]

Can i eat the dog person, mate?

[definitelywintersoldier]

No

[definitelykorg]

You’re not noobmaster69 are you?

[definitelywintersoldier]

No

[definitelykorg]

Good, because I hate him. I was playing fort nite with @definitelythorodinson and meek and that guy just button spams, I was like piss off, ya know.

[definitelythorodinson]

Oh I cannot stand him! Yes he needs to piss off!

[definitelyjarvis]

@definitelykorg, @definitelythorodinson, I've attached a link containing the identity of the fortnight player, "noobmaster69".

If you're in need of anything else, please feel free to contact me.

(X)

[definitelykorg]

@definitelythorodinson it’s the ghost brother snake man.

[definitelythorodinson]

BROTHER! Is this TRUE!? @definitelylokiodinson

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Uh... well... yes it’s true. You mad bro?

[definitelykorg]

*hands him a pamphlet that says* what to do about being the worst.

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Oh, I’ve never heard that one before. *drops pamphlet*

[definitelykorg]

Hey ghost, piss off.

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Why do you keep calling me a ghost!? Weird rock thing...

[definitelykorg]

You disappear like one.

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Oh, yeah I do that sometimes

[definitelywintersoldier]

I heard petsmart has dog treats on sale if you need help training Brock

@definitelybrockrumlow do you need a treat you little bitch? Will that get you to stop acting like such a asshole?

[definitelyjarvis]

If I may, sir, there are also choke collars available for human use if you find a reward based system isn't working for you.

I can send you a few links if you need.

[definitelykorg]

Can i eat the dog person, mate?

[definitelywintersoldier]

No

[definitelykorg]

You’re not noobmaster69 are you?

[definitelywintersoldier]

No

[definitelykorg]

Good, because I hate him. I was playing fort nite with @definitelythorodinson and meek and that guy just button spams, I was like piss off, ya know.

[definitelythorodinson]

Oh I cannot stand him! Yes he needs to piss off!

[definitelyjarvis]

@definitelykorg, @definitelythorodinson, I've attached a link containing the identity of the fortnight player, "noobmaster69".

If you're in need of anything else, please feel free to contact me.

(X)

[definitelykorg]

@definitelythorodinson it’s the ghost brother snake man.

[definitelythorodinson]

BROTHER! Is this TRUE!? @definitelylokiodinson

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Uh... well... yes it’s true. You mad bro?

[definitelykorg]

*hands him a pamphlet that says* what to do about being the worst.

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Oh, I’ve never heard that one before. *drops pamphlet*

[definitelykorg]

Hey ghost, piss off.

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Why do you keep calling me a ghost!? Weird rock thing...

[definitelywintersoldier]

I heard petsmart has dog treats on sale if you need help training Brock

@definitelybrockrumlow do you need a treat you little bitch? Will that get you to stop acting like such a asshole?

[definitelyjarvis]

If I may, sir, there are also choke collars available for human use if you find a reward based system isn't working for you.

I can send you a few links if you need.

[definitelykorg]

Can i eat the dog person, mate?

[definitelywintersoldier]

No

[definitelykorg]

You’re not noobmaster69 are you?

[definitelywintersoldier]

No

[definitelykorg]

Good, because I hate him. I was playing fort nite with @definitelythorodinson and meek and that guy just button spams, I was like piss off, ya know.

[definitelythorodinson]

Oh I cannot stand him! Yes he needs to piss off!

[definitelyjarvis]

@definitelykorg, @definitelythorodinson, I've attached a link containing the identity of the fortnight player, "noobmaster69".

If you're in need of anything else, please feel free to contact me.

(X)

[definitelykorg]

@definitelythorodinson it’s the ghost brother snake man.

[definitelythorodinson]

BROTHER! Is this TRUE!? @definitelylokiodinson

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Uh... well... yes it’s true. You mad bro?

[definitelykorg]

*hands him a pamphlet that says* what to do about being the worst.

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Oh, I’ve never heard that one before. *drops pamphlet*

[definitelywintersoldier]

I heard petsmart has dog treats on sale if you need help training Brock

@definitelybrockrumlow do you need a treat you little bitch? Will that get you to stop acting like such a asshole?

[definitelyjarvis]

If I may, sir, there are also choke collars available for human use if you find a reward based system isn't working for you.

I can send you a few links if you need.

[definitelykorg]

Can i eat the dog person, mate?

[definitelywintersoldier]

No

[definitelykorg]

You’re not noobmaster69 are you?

[definitelywintersoldier]

No

[definitelykorg]

Good, because I hate him. I was playing fort nite with @definitelythorodinson and meek and that guy just button spams, I was like piss off, ya know.

[definitelythorodinson]

Oh I cannot stand him! Yes he needs to piss off!

[definitelyjarvis]

@definitelykorg, @definitelythorodinson, I've attached a link containing the identity of the fortnight player, "noobmaster69".

If you're in need of anything else, please feel free to contact me.

(X)

[definitelykorg]

@definitelythorodinson it’s the ghost brother snake man.

[definitelythorodinson]

BROTHER! Is this TRUE!? @definitelylokiodinson

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Uh... well... yes it’s true. You mad bro?

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

@definitelythorodinson hey brother, can I spend a few days with you? Where are you?

[definitelythorodinson]

Brother! Of course you can! I can come to you! I just got back to Earth.

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

That’s fine, just meet me in New York, the usual place

[definitelythorodinson]

Yes! Okay! I will see you there!

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

Thanks

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

@definitelythorodinson hey brother, can I spend a few days with you? Where are you?

[definitelythorodinson]

Brother! Of course you can! I can come to you! I just got back to Earth.

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

That’s fine, just meet me in New York, the usual place

[lokiwithoutadoubt]

@definitelythorodinson hey brother, can I spend a few days with you? Where are you?