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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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we're not kids anymore.
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@deflorationation
tumblr terminated @one-time-i-dreamt for no apparent reasons and are not responding to emails about it
No email, no reply to emails about why the blog is terminated, OTID had no ads, the blog never made a single cent, no email about breaking of any rules, never broke any rules to begin with
@staff what the hell are you people doing? how can you be this unprofessional about running your site?????????
how to make this conversation less awkward for the both of us HELP
headlines I like to see
Why would you post the headline but not the article? (X)
Last week, 19 towns across Colorado voted to allow the exploration of creating a local, public alternative to expensive private providers.
Fort Collins voters went the furthest, passing a measure to finance an assessment of starting a city-owned broadband utility, which would aim to provide faster service at a cheaper price. That means residents could have a say in whether a new public network maintains the principle of net neutrality, whatever the FCC decides in the future.
Read the article if you can, the voting margins are obscenely high in favor. :D
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys
I’ve been a changed person since I found out that all of Santa’s reindeer are gals
they’re wHAT NOW
gals, theY’RE GALS
male reindeer shed their antlers at the end of mating season (early December), while females keep theirs during the winter
and what do Santa’s reindeer have?
ANTLERS
@one-time-i-dreamt
hey
yes you.
LEARN BIOLOGY BEFORE CLAIMING BS
“Female deer can grow antlers if they have higher-than-normal testosterone levels,” said Flinn. “In most cases, does’ testosterone levels are too low for fullantler development. They usually are small and poorly formed, and they aren’t completely hardened.
https://mdc.mo.gov/newsroom/antlered-female-deer-crop-missouri-s-deer-harverst
the two does in the arcticle? freak of nature. and only two.
sucks to be wrong right?
I’m not sure why you’re so heated over this, but the link you provided actually talks about white-tailed deer, not reindeer. Yes, white-tailed does typically don’t have antlers, but female reindeer have antlers. Those are two different species of deer, my dear. All reindeer are deer, but not all deer are reindeer, you know?
Sucks to be wrong, right?
This past night, I heard a soft whining and scratching at my door and I opened them, thinking it would probably be my dog, asking to be let in. There was nothing there and after waiting for a minute or two and softly calling out for him, I closed the door and went back to bed (my head is right next to the door so I can open them without getting up). This repeated twice more during the night and finally, I got up to collect whichever of my dog was making the ruckus and get them to sleep in my room without waking me every half an hour, only to realize that they weren’t home. I’ve been home alone this whole time. They went with my aunt to a sleepover the previous evening. After checking every room in the apartment, every closet, every cupboard, even behind doors, I ran back to bed in a hurry and tucked myself in, feeling a bit frightened about the whole experience and trying to convince myself I dreamt the whole thing. Only, it felt so real that it left me wondering about one thing.
Who was at my door?
so my Instagram reached a milestone today
PART ONE We open in the land of Ooo, which is under the threat of an impending space disaster. Our current protagonist, Finn the Human plans to take princess Bubblegum’s spaceship and use it to save the day, but princess B expressly forbids it, as Finn does not know how to pilot a spaceship. Finn waits until the Candy Kingdom’s guard is down, and then enters the spaceship and achieves liftoff, after a brief period where he wrestles with the controls and ultimately leaves Ooo’s atmosphere, he is never seen again. We now enter Jake the Dog’s point of view, he is very depressed because Finn is probably totally definitely dead for sure, so he goes into the forest to sleep off his sadness. Unfortunately, since Finn is now a wanted man,he is captured and tortured by the Candy Kingdom’s most elite agents for, the rest of his life probably.
PART TWO We now shift to the point of view of me, waking up after the events of a previous dream wherein I put something in my coffee and had crazy hallucinations and shit. I wake up from my hallucinogenic coffee induced nap, and a woman claiming to be my mother enters the room so as to scold me for putting things in the coffee pot, and then I tell her to leave my home because she is most definitely not my mother. The woman complies and exits the room along with a very short, bald man who has been disappointedly shaking his head with his arms crossed the entire time for some reason. I now realize I am late for school, so I run into the desert (because I am in Arizona for some reason?) in search of a school bus. My pants disappear without warning and the woman from before starts chasing me with a camera. I find a school bus and jump onto it, my pants reappearing as I do so.
I notice the school bus is full of very small children and realize its destination is likely a preschool of some sort. When I arrive at the preschool, I notice the walls are painted with scenes from my hallucinations, and learn shortly thereafter that this preschool is also a cult with many small shops attached to the building. I enter a clothes shop and see a man on a stage yelling at another man about some thing or another. I leave this shop and enter another, this shop appears to be a gift shop, I purchase a map so I can navigate to my school rather than try and find it myself and also purchase a lot of pink lemonade so that I don’t become dehydrated on my journey. I make it about one block before I burn through all my lemonade and pass out due to a heat stroke. I am woken up by a man in black shirt and the dream ends.
Hey guys I have a really big request!
So a group that I’m a big fan of called Cross Gene is being severely mistreated by their company and I wanted to ask for your help on spreading the word! This time the member Takuya is being exploited in a really degrading and uncomfortable way to promote Cross Gene and the musical he will be performing in. The company Amuse is treating the members like property and this is right after a member was supposedly forced to “graduate” from the group.
You don’t have to be a fan or anything like that but if you could just spread the word using the hashtag #크로스진은_가수입니다. That would help so much.
I just came back home from a 20 day vacation and this is the only photo of myself that I took while there that I don’t dislike
my friends always get things like, “you look like your mom” or “you look like your dad” or “you look like your seventh cousin twice removed” or “you look like this and that celebrity”
meanwhile, people tell me stuff like: “you look like Mona Lisa” and/or “you look like you’re dead inside (and out)”
for everyone who was asking/wondering what I look like because of this post
not a dream, but can you guys please like my aunt’s business’ page so I can surprise her with a few more likes and attention to her page because business is not doing that well and I can at least help a little like this by garnering her some attention
she owns a dog hydrotherapy center by the way
this is the link to it
https://www.facebook.com/voda.copora/ (in case you’re not keen on clicking links which you don’t see the URL of, here’s a full version just in case)
I was on Chopped with a friend and he fucked up so bad that the judges didn’t even eat his food. They just dragged him off stage and beat him with sticks.
I had a dream I was on chopped and I got sneakers in my basket.
Honestly tho getting sneakers seems like something that would actually happen
I had a dream I was on cooks vs cons and the judges were 200% convinced I was a cook, but every time they said it the camera would cut to me doing something stupid like using a colander as a frying pan or trying to cut with the handle of a knife.
Okay, so I just read an article about a British parrot that ran away from home 4 years ago and came back speaking Spanish. Like, the parrot went on an Erasmus student exchange programme. The parrot’s major were languages and travelling. The parrot is multilingual now. The parrot probably has a second family out there. A wife/husband and four kids. This parrot is leading a more exciting life than me. This parrot has seen things. True example of the phrase “live a little”.
get this - a Thai show about gay love refused to cast gay men in the roles of gay men (I know, unbelievable)
they (the organizer of the show) released a statement saying that they were searching only for straight actors because they felt they would fit the roles (of gay men) better
not only did they basically admit that they’re not creating their series for anyone but straight fangirls by saying something like that (because they can still ship themselves with the straight actors even if they somewhat or completely believe in their OTPs), they’ve also used a really popular, openly gay rising actor, Newyear Kitiwhut (part of an internet-famous Thai gay couple) to draw attention, only to drop him in the final stages of auditions (he brought in a lot of fans and supporters to the show by auditioning)
it also shows that they don’t really care about the content they are creating and the story they are telling, just the popularity of it (even if the organizer of the show is gay himself, he still only wanted straight men to play the roles)
you can read the full translation of the statement here + the opinion of the person who translated, which is also on point
the drama is called 2 Moons The Series
source for the translation
originally by Just For Rm
edited by me
