Squiggleverse Big Two Six

This is a legacy blog of a decade plus so I guess I can't delete it.

[julieandthemothman1]

hey bro lets move to the suburbs its gonna be so fun

[do-not-u-dare]

let’s talk about how they made it impossible to function without a phone and digitalised everything and then turned around and went “actually! these phone things aren’t safe for kids but it’s magically ok once you’re eighteen. guess you’ll have to have your life dictated by your parents now lol cause we’re gonna take the devices away from you. IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING”

[do-not-u-dare]

ok my apologies. take away my ability to buy anything too ig because these fuckass stores don’t accept cash anymore. take away my ability to communicate with people outside my house and school because I can’t text and I can’t email and I cant drive to them either and I can’t even fucking get public transport without a phone either. can’t order at a fucking restaurant without being asked to get a membership and install an app and also very sorry but you can only order through our online menu now! have you ever considered that it’s not just about instagram?

[soulspark]

[dollyrot666]

HAPPY BDAY, SAILOR MOON!

[macdenlover]

in honor of the last day of pride month i offer you the worst gay people i know

[sgkg]

good morning

[astrotheyge]

You are very brave. Oh, I don't know about that.

[2022dirt]

Things worn down by people.

[groupthinker]

this is unironically one of the most beautiful photo sets i've ever seen

[julieandthemothman1]

crack cocaine

[spongebobproductionart]

Squidward turkey model sheet from Employee of the Month.

[pnglove]

COZY TIME!

[fernfablesart]

Little Skyhold in Tomodachi Life

[flibberpuff]

Listen there are 27 other people on the island and I DO make them interract but it seems "The Gang" is every bit as insular and self-restricted in my Tomodachi game as they are in canon.

[flibberpuff]

EXCEPT Mac moved in with Garfield (yes, the cat) and Dee also has a crush on Garfield. Is Garfield replacing Frank as the 5th member of The Gang??

[flibberpuff]

Listen there are 27 other people on the island and I DO make them interract but it seems "The Gang" is every bit as insular and self-restricted in my Tomodachi game as they are in canon.

[officialjiggly]

sucking dick is demeaning

[splashes-n-stuff]

De meaning of life 😎

[flibberpuff]

I know people like asexual Ryland Grace and they also like shipping him with Simon Ironlung but my otp is now me×him because nothing can match the insanity of the situationship the Grace mii and the Me Mii are having in my Tomodachi Life island.

[towerofglass]

Pink Sony Trinitron

[crabanarchy]

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

[crabanarchy]

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex