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existing// vibing// archiving// the private life of electrons// physics gremlin living under the optical bench// torturing laser diodes till they GIVE ME THEIR SECRETS

[aaaangel444]

[perriaeyjeve]

[nemfrog]

The student's room. The pink fairy book. 1897. Illustrated by H.J. Ford.

Internet Archive

[lovestar]

[pngblog]

[orb420-deactivated20201015]

[rangerearlmcgraw]

Orthodox Christianity x honey bees

Photographers unknown

[enchantedbook]

Α self - portrait as an absinthe drinking Mephistopheles from Goethe's Faust by Harry Clarke, 1914.

[msmarymillspaulos]

Skyscrapers 1929

Tamera de Lempicka (1894-1980)

Polish Artist

[mikaverleth]

Interview with the vampire

Job offer for the vampire

Onboarding paperwork with the vampire

Training the vampire

Performance review with the vampire

Coffee in the break room with the vampire

Raise for the vampire

Company Christmas party with the vampire

Promotion for the vampire

Running quarterly reports with the vampire

Retirement party for the vampire

Exit interview with the vampire

[valtoznakazevszakok]

“Rohan az életed, és rohan az út. Elmarad mögötted lassan a múlt. Nem tudod biztosan, hogy hova is mész, De úgyis észreveszed, ha odaérsz.”

— Bon Bon

[greydarksprings-deactivated2025]

[kataang1412]

[goblinspicetrader]

gob with frog

[nobeerreviews]

Colours are the deeds and sufferings of light.

-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

[crabussy]

just remembered this statue full of bees I saw a few years ago outside a junk shop

[aiweirdness]

Botober 2025: the worst art prompts

Literally one person in the world asked for this: botober art prompts!

Generated by a tiny bargain basement neural net, not running on a huge datacenter but on a single laptop covered in cat hair. And not trained on the wealth of the internet but on 800 reader-submitted vintage jello recipes. I hand-selected some of my favorite ingredients and directions from the neural net's output and compiled them into this, possibly the worst art prompts of the year!

More about the process

Plaintext list of prompts under the fold

noodle juice

Pinetanabous Mold

crock up

crushed cold water

heated baking rings

sozerfrapple

Behold onion.

ground mayonnaise

small sweet pipes

1/4 can cool soup

catsian spinach

lemuffir

pickled cubiwery

Lightly spather

bear spice

1 medium clothed bell

drained bread crusts

baking stalks

grated pan

1 smorbs

cucumteragus

Spoonfur Pie

rub the bog

Leanwhile

6 slices soup

pepper towels

1 cup sliced dish

1 teaspoon flup

small calling cheese

add blender. Shell.

Orenge Gelatin Hourse