[tesserariuss]

Dating is easy af tbh. First, you make a great number of deranged and vividly insane personal posts on tumblr until someone dms you. Then you marry them.

[degenerate-tree]

Cosign

[the-cinder-fields]

Sveta Doroshev, from Allegorical Minatures

[a-boy-too-weird]

[averyterrible]

looking for sugar baby to spoil. bachelor’s degree (at least) and excel skills required, 5+ years experience, knowledge of SQL, Python or COBOL highly desired

[degenerate-tree]

i will unironically refer you and we make six figures but we’re evil as fuck and I am working at 11pm on a fucking Thursday rn

[degenerate-tree]

it’s basically being a sugar baby for a sadist who wants to make you solve brain teasers and call you at fucked up times

[averyterrible]

looking for sugar baby to spoil. bachelor’s degree (at least) and excel skills required, 5+ years experience, knowledge of SQL, Python or COBOL highly desired

[degenerate-tree]

i will unironically refer you and we make six figures but we’re evil as fuck and I am working at 11pm on a fucking Thursday rn

[hollowtones]

Favorite multiple of seven?

I usually think about other stuff.

[degenerate-tree]

I enjoy 56 because I have stockholm syndrome after all the times I have failed to remember it.

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

astrono77153462

[redlipstickresurrected]

Tommy Nease (American, 1992, b. NC, based Seattle, WA, USA) - Untitled, 2011, Drawing

[isurfdarkwaves-deactivated20200]

Agreed.

[degenerate-tree]

I want one of these so bad

[degenerate-tree]

update I own one of these now

[everythingstarstuff]

Garden of Dreams by Dariah Zatova

[degenerate-tree]

track six is especially great

[degenerate-tree]

i wish new zealand ill

[degenerate-tree]

freezer broken

have to eat all ice cream

[degenerate-tree]

Chapter 56 CRUNCH

The condemned man showers, shaves, puts on most of a suit, and realizes that he is ahead of schedule. He turns on the television, gets a San Miguel out of the fridge to steady his nerves, and then goes to the closet to get the stuff of his last meal. The apartment only has one closet and when its door is open it appears to have been bricked shut, Cask of Amontillado-style, with very large flat red oblongs, each imprinted with the image of a venerable and yet oddly cheerful and yet somehow kind of hauntingly sad naval officer. The whole pallet load was shipped here several weeks ago by Avi, in an attempt to lift Randy’s spirits. For all Randy knows more are still sitting on a Manila dockside ringed with armed guards and dictionary-sized rat traps straining against their triggers, each baited with a single golden nugget. 

@humming-fly @catflowerqueen @brawltogethernow

An anonomous lurker I know said y'all would love this but didn't want to make a tumblr. It does happen to be from my favorite book though. It goes on in this vein for ... some time.

[degenerate-tree]

let’s climb the cliff edge and jump again

[redlipstickresurrected]

Maike Freess (German, b. 1965, Leipzig, Germany, based Berlin Germany) - Vice, 2019, Various Crayons, Aluminium, Paper Cut Out on Paper

[asyayordanova]

Personal work, derived from a rejected sketch for a commission I did awhile ago.