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Deadpool 2 (2018) dir. David Leitch

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❛ he almost shot me ! ❜

@boostiohs // prompt.

❝ okay well just remember that the KEYWORD in what you just said is almost. he almost shot you. ❞ it could’ve been worse, right? it could’ve actually happened— and THEN where would they be? well, he’d be fine, but he couldn’t say the same for the younger ( no, he’d probably be dead ). ❝ listen to me, lu. ❞ stepping closer, hands come up to cup dj’s face; wade leaning down to be at eye level with him. ❝ you’re my little music man, okay ? i will NEVER. ever. let anything bad happen to you. ❞  

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@resistingrules // cont.

fingertips pressed tightly together, he gives ( numerous ) gentle nods in response; a quiet humming accompanying the gesture before he clicks his tongue. okay--- that’s fine. that’s fair. she was younger, she needed to eat more than he did.. but that was his slice he’d been saving for later.  ❝ y’know-- i’m not one to hold grudges or anything, but i’m going to remember this. ❞ oh, he’d remember..  ❝ --------- and i’m just saying now that the next time you save something for later, it one-hundred and ten percent won’t be there when you look for it next. ❞ another nod.  ❝ because i’m going to eat it. ❞

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“until dawn” sentence starters pt 1  .   always feel free to change pronouns  /   wording ! 

001.   ❛  i’m going to murder his fucking face off  !   ❜

002.   ❛  hashtag  ,  there’s a freaking ghost after us  !    ❜

003.   ❛  this is super awkward  .  ❜

004.   ❛  what’s cookin’   ,  good lookin’  ?  ❜

005.   ❛  let’s party like we’re fucking pornstars  !  ❜

006.  ❛  what the hell have you done to them  ?   ❜

007.   ❛  just point the spray - can at the lighter and FWOOSH  !   ❜

008.   ❛  go suck an egg  !    ❜

009.   ❛  you think you can handle that  ?   ❜

010.   ❛  at least he knows how to treat a lady  .  ❜

011.   ❛   understand the palm of my hand  ,  bitch  !    ❜

012.   ❛   can we order pizza  ?  ❜

013.   ❛   you had so many people who cared about you  ,  who were willing to help   .  ❜

014.   ❛   i’ve seen what’s down there  .  ❜

015.   ❛   i was thinking they could use some alone time  .   ❜

016.   ❛   you couldn’t buy a loaf of bread with your skanky ass  !  ❜

017.   ❛   you couldn’t lift a goddamn finger to help someone else  .   ❜

018.   ❛   let’s go  ,   you fucked up son of a bitch  .  ❜

019.   ❛   he almost shot me  !  ❜

020.   ❛   now that was exciting  ,  wasn’t it  ?  ❜

021.   ❛   once again  ,  brother  ,  you’ve outdone us all  .  ❜

022.   ❛   i should’ve paid more attention in climbing class  .   ❜

023.   ❛   please tell me you’re gonna take a vow of silence  .  ❜

024.   ❛   it’s not gonna happen   .  ❜

025.   ❛   jesus hot sauce christmas cake  !  ❜

026.   ❛   we’re going to have sex  !  and it’s going to be hot  !  ❜

027.   ❛   whatever you say  ,  darling  !   ❜

028.   ❛   stay out of it  ,  you dumb oaf  .   ❜

029.   ❛   jesus  ,  fuck  ,  shit  !  ❜

030.   ❛   i have found my true calling  .  ❜

031.   ❛   i know you’re all probably worried about me  .  ❜

032.   ❛   you are a coward  . ❜

033.   ❛   maybe we should start with a little  ,  you know  ,  making out and see where it goes from there  .  ❜

034.   ❛   fuck nuggets  .  ❜

035.   ❛   godspeed  ,  pilgrim  .  ❜

036.   ❛   that bitch is on crack or something   !  ❜

037.   ❛   what in god’s name are you wearing  ?  ❜

038.   ❛   i’m bad  !  i’m a badass  !  ❜

039.   ❛   well  ,  it’s definitely creepy down here  .  ❜

040.   ❛   hook  ,  line  ,  and sinker for every little stinker  !  ❜

041.   ❛   i didn’t really figure you for the glass half empty type  .  ❜

042.   ❛   i feel like someone’s watching us  .   .   .  ❜

043.   ❛   maybe if we’re lucky   ,  she’ll follow us out here and get eaten by a bear  .  ❜

044.   ❛   do you intend to continue with this elaborate self indulgence  ?  ❜

045.   ❛   when are you going to take her to the bone zone  ?  ❜

046.   ❛   nice shootin’  ,  tex  .  ❜

047.   ❛   can’t we all just get along  ?  ❜

048.   ❛   why do you hate my jacket  ?  ❜

049.   ❛   i had it under control  .  hundred percent  .  hundred and ten  .  ❜

050.   ❛   i am such an idiot  ,  i was so dumb  !  ❜

051.   ❛   get away  !  get away from me  !  ❜

052.   ❛   i’d like to focus on how we’re going to get the fuck out of here  ,  please  .  ❜

053.   ❛   i made you believe in the world i created  !  ❜

054.   ❛   the past is beyond our control  .  ❜

055.   ❛   you did the right thing  .  ❜

056.   ❛   you just won’t listen to me  ,  and things seem pretty fucked up  .  ❜

057.   ❛   wait a second  ,  are you saying we should break in  ?  ❜

058.   ❛   famous last words  .  ❜

059.   ❛   we’re freezing our buns off out here  .  ❜

060.   ❛   boom  .  butterfly effect  .  ❜   

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Deadpool 2 (2018) | Opening Credits

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Who are you? I’m Batman.

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                                            ❝ TOO EXOTIC ? ❞

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Deadpool & Domino in Deadpool 2 (2018)