sálvese quien pueda

hola! this is antonio and i have no idea what i'm doing here.

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getinthegear replied to your post:I’m really sad yes, yes, but after this Kevin’s...

[Singing] Fuck you

It’s a thankless job, but somebody’s got to do it. [beatboxes]

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I’m really sad yes, yes, but after this Kevin’s execution is finalized we’ll need someone to deal with his body verdad??? And I’m... still out of a job, so you know—

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freezingcatalyst replied to your post:I know, let’s talk to the dead person problem...

dont we have a ghost whisperer

GHOSTS?! [crosses himself] What the hell... that heretic must die

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I know, let’s talk to the dead person problem solved B)))

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ANTONIO’S SUPER COOL HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION VOL. 4

A few things—

They read her file, after all, just to make sure there would be no surprise tricks she could pull on them.

Really meticulous, and wary. If I were the killer I would never have gone through all this trouble... [shakes head]

reflection of the light off of something they were wearing 

What kind of clothing reflects light? Jewelry, glasses, disco suits...

Mack out up a great fight, an amazing fight, and she would’ve gotten them if they hadn’t caught her. Grabbing her arm, they fought back, struggling to pin her down as they slammed into the mirror behind them. 

I guess the guy had to be physically in shape for that. Can we rule out kids?

but not before leaving some sort of animal shedding that fell from their body.

...Okay, so not as smart or meticulous as he could’ve been. Who owns pets or is around animals that shed a lot????

They gave a sigh of uncertainty, not wanting to do this to a person of the Legion. But it had to be done, or else they’d have to risk more important things.

The killer seems reluctant, sure, it doesn’t seem to be out of any particular love or friendship with the victim. It seems like he was just sad to have to kill anybody he knew. [shakes head again... what a loser]

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your-just-desserts

Jamon, why would you SUGGEST that?! I don’t want my brother anywhere near you!

[kanaalreiziger]

I will not accept these double standards!! If it is alright for you to sleep in between two women, I should be able to sleep in between two men……

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Céy please!! THAT'S... different. He's my brother!

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[stares at the body] [......coughs] That was really sexy.

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your-just-desserts Jamon, why would you SUGGEST that?! I don't want my brother anywhere near you!

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your-just-desserts

[bABE why are you looking at me like that] Céline!! See, I was… I was thinking that we should sleep there together! I get really cold at night and I figured it’s a win-win for everybody if I slept between the two of you.

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Does Céline have a duplicate here? You know, somebody this tall, blonde hair, headband, smells like a bakery? And if so could I sleep in her room?

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Depends on it. Are all of you from Spain?

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No??! Of course not! I bet not all of them even know Spanish. [smh. losers]

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[ rubs gently behind his ears he’s so CUTE ] [ looks around ] Where’s your owner? You don’t exactly have a name tag.

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[OOH KITTY KITTY OOH] [he always liked dogs better but w/e you know] ¡¡Jamon!! Where’d you get the cat?

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That… was not what I expected. [sighs] Another try. Where do you come from? I mean the place you’ve lived at before you came to this mansion.

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I come from Spain, if that’s what you mean? Seville to be specific! Nice city, really, but I like this place too.

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“You are in the legion, where we have powers.” Antonio shifted his form so he was towering over the other, turning into a bull. “RUN.”

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“Legion of what? Vale—never mind,” he muttered and sidestepped the animal that had—appeared out of nowhere? Goddamnit, he knew he shouldn’t have spiked his coffee with all that cocaine this morning! What the fuck...

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“Cambia formas!” He repeated himself in their native language, his head throbbing from the shaking.

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WHAT THe fuck? [laughs nervously] Don’t say that, that’s... blasphemous, I’m pretty sure.

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Twin brother? Whatever, he’s definitely nicer than you.

Alright. Let’s see. [short pause, inhaling and recollecting] Why are you inside of this mansion? What nudged you to come here?

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[rolls eyes] [as usual, the Brits prove themselves to have no taste whatsoever, in both food and people]

I... felt like it? [c:]

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dxcidio replied to your photo “GO LARS GO!! I believe in you, my brother-in-law!”

Does this mean you actually care about me?

Hermano, I always cared about you. [sparkly eyes]