im constantly dehydrated @dehydrated-bird - Tumblr Blog

i love how the 5 listenable seconds of うずまき started trending then people look up the song and immediately turn it off machine girl gatekeeps itself

dataglitch

I’m also not forgetting about the Yee-Haw set! I’ve been taking into account the suggestions folks added to the last post and some other ideas to plan it out.

This is just some sketches that I wanted to try out to see if I can separate certain groups. Like outlaws/gunslingers/lawmen/medics/civilians/etc with different outfits! :D

parasitic-saint

Commissions Open!!!

Hi everyone! I'm a queer mexican artist and I'm opening commissions again! If you love creepy, old timey, blasphemous art don't hesitate to dm me or see my other contact details below!!!

🦇CARRD 🦇[email protected]

I rely heavily on my commissions at the moment but I have cheaper ones on my Ko-fi and will soon open an even cheaper Patreon!

Thank you so much for reading and if you can't buy a commission sharing helps just as much!!!

#my art #commission #commissions #traditional art #traditional commissions

weaver-z

I will trust a thousand out-of-touch left-leaning southerners who don't know every piece of correct terminology before I trust one weird "feminist/LGBTQ+ ally" dude who couches his bigotry in pseudo-progressive language

weaver-z

60-year-old former hippie I met in Arkansas: I don't really know much about the whole deal, but I get it. I mean, you like ladies, and I like ladies, and some people like dudes. People should just leave fags and dykes alone, it's common sense.

Me: Hell yeah brother

Closet-reactionary liberal college student I met last year: Of course I love and respect the queer and trans community! However, one can argue that the early gay community's... casual attitude toward sex was a disastrous political and social mist--

Me: I'm going to throw you into traffic

made a new tumblr blog after literal years. only keeping this one alive because i like the urls on my side blogs dehydrated-bird -> @parasitic--saint

#i also like this url so i might just reblog stuff from ti #time to time #idk why it wont let me tag it...

windewehn

my favourite genre of tumblr posts? well,

hellsite (affectionate)

windewehn

while i appreciate the general response nobody has yet really understood why i like these kind of posts so much. It's not even necessarily what they are saying in detail what's interesting to me - more the fact that they exist and that they are popular.

Like I have yet to see another social media where one of the main genre of posts is about the nature of the site itself.

Like, imagine a bunch of people on insta just posting things like:

"haha instagram ruined my picture quality again haha you get this nowhere else this is so special i love it here #hellsite "

it just doesn't happen. it's such a tumblr specific experience to connect through the sole fact that we are all using the same website and making funny little posts about it. you don't get this anywhere else.

tilthat

TIL that in 2004, a comedian went on television posing as a Dow Chemical executive, taking responsibility for the Bhopal chemical disaster, and promising $12 billion in compensation to victims. Dow immediately denied the promise and apology, but their stock value dropped by $2 billion in 23 minutes.

via reddit.com

zvaigzdelasas

Mutuals do this

kaputalism

If you all don’t know about the Yes Men you really should check them out. They’re basically two generic looking white dudes who realized that by virtue of being generic looking white guys in Suits and being even moderately tech savvy in the early 2000s they could effectively con a wide variety of media outlets into thinking that they were legitimate representatives of whatever company they wanted, and utilized this platform mostly to critique and shame the companies they claimed to represent, and at the very least, severely publicly embarrass them, such as by offering to do a basic good thing and making the company go forward and publicly acknowledge something awful they caused AND openly admit that they refuse to take responsibility or to apologize of help, creating even more bad press for them and exposing them for the shit they are. Chaotic good shit.

elodieunderglass

I grow our own vegetables. Many hybrid and heirloom varieties are bred for flavor rather than for commercial appeal and travel. There are entire species on the allotment that you can’t easily buy in stores because of this - like salsify, a root vegetable that tastes of fish and shellfish. Our neighbours happily take it to make vegan latkes of alarming similarity to fishcakes. You cannot sell it in stores because - despite looking like a white parsnip - it turns brown when you pick it & if you scrape/bruise/cut the white root in any way, or damage the delicate little hairs, for some reason, it BLEEDS RED and is very upsetting to look at.

There are whole classes of foods like this. Foods that just don’t ship well or look good on supermarket shelves. Forbidden fruits. Vegetables that bleed and taste like meat. Sorry about this

bibo-deactivated20240915

Best thing about complimenting girls for their outfits is they Always have a little fun fact to tell you about it. "It has pockets!" "It was on sale!" "I've had this old thing for years!" Thank u for this small detail from your world :)

plodipoppy

did… did she really say that? iconic

“Excuse You, i am Black and i Fuck”

koalastick

Best part: this was improv.

George wasn’t supposed to have a line there, he was supposed to brandish the sword, grab her and leave. George decided to ad-lib a line because he thought it was funny and that it was in character. So Nichelle had no idea that George was about to say anything. They start the take, George leaps over there, grabs her and says his line. And Nichelle Nichols, not Lt Uhura, looks at him with That Look on Her Face, and in two iconic words lets the world know what she and Lt Uhura are about.