Feeling Groovy

OG Seasoned Bitch, Astronomy & Physics Teacher, Cat & Snake Owner, Proud Bi Jew.

[tall]

[theconcealedweapon]

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

[shadowen]

I'm scrolling Tumblr. I pause to watch a video of Amaury Guichon. He pours chocolate into a mold, then carefully removes the shape of a human head. There are time lapse clips of chocolate being formed into a body, limbs, and hair. As the final detail is finished, he steps back to reveal the figure of a beautiful woman, uncannily lifelike. He steps forward and places a delicate kiss on her lips. The figure, now a living human woman, stirs and looks around in wonder. Amaury Guichon looks into the camera with a wide smile and holds out his arms in presentation.

"Fucking chocolate guy," I mutter to myself before scrolling to the next post.

[theonewhopoops]

Throughout the video you see him molding, melting, filling, and piecing together chocolate, cake-filled, raspberry covered, spray painted organs.

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[hcnnibal]

if the heavens ever did squeak…..

shes the last true mousepiece…

[spazzsoph]

happy pride month :]

[clementine-kesh]

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are sexist

[clementine-kesh]

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are racist

[spitzonthefritz]

this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different

[dykethang]

big if true tbh

[paradoxgavel]

looking it up, apparently this was an artist who made signs like this to parody the actual city council's signage, just told apart by his logo in the corner, "christchurch city confusion", and they had locals rly confused for a bit. my favorite is this one!

[aquilacalvitium]

@ominous-signs

[sigynpenniman]

But when I say the “wholesome and funny” YouTube short I have been handed of students surprise showing their teachers 10+ year old photos of themselves and most them were emo/goth in some way and every single one now has medium brown beach waves and is wearing head to toe beige and immediately screams and hides the photo like it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world is a hallmark of a deeply insidious tendency to associate socially acceptable WASPy aesthetics with maturity and responsibility and perpetuates the idea that everyone grows up, “gets right” and becomes the most digestible unobtrusive heterosexual I’m “taking it too seriously”

[sigynpenniman]

“It’s not that serious” oh but it issssss because every day we perpetuate the idea that non-conformity of any kind to the white straight middle class standard is inherently immature and gets “left behind” when someone becomes a socially acceptable adult

[sigynpenniman]

This idea that maturity is conformity is everywhereeee if you look for even a moment

[djotime]

Inde Navarrette ph. by Nick Rasmussen for Schön! Magazine

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[vagisil]

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

[moonprismpower456]

The Boys gives me a lot to say about Eric Kripke in my drafts apparently

[starlightomatic]

we should have a cat seder (seder for cats)

[starlightomatic]

majestic child, naughty child, orange child, and child who only knows how to blep

[starlightomatic]

on all other nights we only dip our kibbles into our water bowl once. why on this night do we dip twice?

[peggingmothman]

The bitter herb is catnip

[epersonae]

A site that picks a Rothko to match your weather (or the weather in any city of your choice)