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BABYLON 5 1993 – 1998・4x03 The Summoning

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

kaputalism

When my younger sister got married the first song when the procession started was a string quartet version of I Gotta Feeling and I did in fact tear up because I have never tried so hard to avoid laughing in my life before or since, and I was acutely aware that nobody else found it funny at all. Second song was string quartet Viva La Vida

*guy who has been watching every country’s mission impossible-style action movies voice* “yeah Im a big fan. of international cinema.”

rivetgoth

It’s been discussed endlessly ik but it really is crazy how many “video essays” are just objectively not essays and are rather some guy listing out things he found on google with 0 analysis whatsoever.

rivetgoth

I will never ever ever not be angry that that dogshit “Early CGI Was Horrifying” video with like 3.5mil viewers spends so much time calling Shelley Lake’s Polly Gone 1988 “a shitpost” and going “whoaaa it’s sooo weird duuuude it’s so crazy it’s such a shitpost mannnn it’s like a living meme hahaha” to the point that his stupid fucking viewers are in the comments of Shelley Lake’s own upload of it quoting his incurious drivel to her face when it is like, an extremely, blatantly obvious feminist short film by the first female graduate of the MIT Media Lab using a literally at-that-point-brand-new artistic medium to explore gender roles in the digital age. To claim to be discussing the topic of “early CGI” with any amount of authority whatsoever while treating marginalized pioneers using it to express themselves as punchlines and jeering at their “weirdness” is beyond infuriating to me lmfao. Average YouTuber essayist though.

#I saw the first post and instantly felt agreement #then in true tumblr fashion I saw the example listed #and went from solemn nodding #to outright repulsion at the sheer laziness involved #(by the alleged essayists not by op)#(this is a good post)

it’s inspiring that despite everything there are still people constructing their own home made flying contraptions

captain-price-returns

SENATOR DOWN!!!!

#if McConnell dies as well it will be interesting to see #if we get two special elections #theoretically with such an aged representative base #this will happen increasingly?

hateusandseeifwemind

#mass fatalities among tumblr users #if polling is any indication

you know, if the car is on fire it’s kind of a good thing that there’s no driver at the wheel

#gybe

3liza

ouughhh

Just saw someone refer to watching Love Island and House of the Dragon as “barbenheimer for weird girls”

Those are like, 2 of the most famous currently running tv shows right?

retroactivebakeries

the principal aim of lying is to accomplish your goal in as few lies as possible, and with the least amount of effort necessary to keep those lies going. It follows naturally that the world’s greatest liar speaks only the truth.

Doc help!!! My gland’s pituating again!!!!

brunetterightsactivist

listening to people in their literal mid 30s still talking about being in the gifted program and convinced they were part of some government experiments being drugged and put under hypnosis……..still needing to feel special as a grown adult like omg please give it a REST quite frankly nobody gives that much of a shit about you. respectfully. you sound like people saying they’ve been abducted by aliens

#literally see people being like #“so now that we know the Gifted program was about #identifying and training powerful psychics #and I was like #do we??????