dying alone and soon

I'm Luke and I'm a normal human man with the right amount of human skin that I made entirely myself in the typical way

[kaputalism]

David Keemstar Wallace

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[infantisimo]

the will is weak the flesh also is weak and me i am not doing too good either

[3liza]

a fun band name game would be pairing bands with their diametric opposition. so for example, the cherry poppin daddies : men i trust

[3liza]

really good

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

[kaputalism]

My girlfriend showed me a soyjak meme and was like “who is this doodle guy?” and I had to explain to her like, what soyjaks and wojaks were and I’ve never been so humiliated in my life.

[kaputalism]

HEARTWARMING! This man shot your father in the head for an AMAZING reason

[kaputalism]

Time for Dhurandhar

[userfish]

genuinely crying laughing

[kaputalism]

commencing the Halo mission with a Forerunner land acknowledgment

[queermasculine]

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

[liittlecreatures1985]

we do in fact live in a society. and part of that is modifying your behavior for the benefit of other people. there’s just no away around that

[badassdemonsword]

[worm-suggestion]

It looks funny, right? You think it looks funny.

I do too. But it lives its whole life. So you have to take it seriously eventually, right? And be respectful and shit.

I think it can digging in the ground for tubers.

[bodyofdeath]

we need to go back to teaching ppl about the birds and the bees

[alma-de-naturaleza]

[tockthewatchdog]

you people still don’t shut up about those stupid fake clown sightings in 2016 but there’s a bunch of bigfoot sightings in ohio and you’re silent

[freakphone]

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

[moleshow]

look in the mirror and they can start today

[freakphone]