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(A/S/L) 69 | he/him | Your mom's house

[deirfmaps]

Hello everypony :3

If you know me irl and want to interact feel free to but tell me or I go paranoid

I like things:

Hockey

Celeste

Umamusume

More

Uhhhhhh I'll update this later ig. Yayayayay

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

[cadet-abysmal]

Random tumblr blog roleplays as a philosopher. Shocks the masses by using big words just to say they think theyre better than you because you watch movies. WHHAAAAT?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

thats right

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the biggest word in this post is “entertained”

[winterhartarts]

Anyway photography, silent films, and “talkies” (moving pictures with sound) were all invented and made by adults and mostly for adults as the audience

[cheaphalloweencostume]

last time i checked its basically just Boss Baby out there. not entertaining to a high-earning professional. he’s not even actually the boss he’s a baby

[lamaenthel]

you forgot kung fu panda

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[the-greatest-taste-around]

nice outfit LOSER. 1443 called but in a dialect of Early Modern English that hadn't experienced the Great Vowel Shift yet so i don't know what it said

[hal-monitor]

✨⚾️ BASEBALL YURI ⚾️✨

[realmcpersonface]

@deirfmaps

[charl0ttan]

why do hey even sell the haribo kind of gummybears when u could just chew a really big wad of gum for ten hours to the very same effect

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[ailurinae]

[elliespectacular]

Happy 24-6-01!

[flashcs5]

gay meth

[deirfmaps]

Hi mr feige! Why are you so smart and cool?

Hello small child. I am kevin. I am smart and cool because I am rich. #givedisneymoremoney

- Kevin Mr Marvel Man

^ here is my autograph please keep watching we are so desparate

[deirfmaps]

No one understands my comedic genius smh. By not making this an anon ask, you, the reader, are exposed to the intent of "Kevin Mr Marvel Man": lol boomer. The aim is to laugh not with the post, but at the post as it emulates a corporate account. SHAME

[flashcs5]

gay meth

[terkmc]

Umamusume to Fighting Game Character/Archetypes

Tried to make the gameplay reflects both the mechanical running style and the lore/personality

[terkmc]

You know her ass got them Rich White Woman Sweep with a fucked hitbox

[546potspansnroaches]

"what yaoi, question?"

[mysterypigeon]

@apollos-constant-crisis

[deirfmaps]

@starboybowie

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[rubyyogurt]

draw your favs with your problems