trying on a metaphor
One Nice Bug Per Day
Xuebing Du
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Product Placement
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
shark vs the universe
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Kaledo Art
wallacepolsom
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noise dept.
#extradirty
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
AnasAbdin
titsay
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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@deis-rp-memes
Please read my tweet and spread this
(( https://twitter.com/DeiJambastion/status/1519744196227207168 Let’s get this spread around. I had my art used and edited without permission and it HURTS when it happens to a smaller artist like me.))
Reblog this with an icon of your muse facepalming
Send in ✒️ and I’ll write how I’d play your muse
Based on what I’ve seen so far.
Hey, is that masterlist of pokemon rp blogs a thing?
((Yeah but liek ay barely use this blog now so et hasn’t beended updated. Ay’ll prolly update et one day... hopefully...))
Send in 😂 for a random pun from my muse
We know the whole ‘sugar, spice, and everything nice’ rhyme. But what metaphorical (or literal) ingredients make up MY Muse? Whether it be salt or cinnamon or an unhealthy obsession with crows, let me know in my inbox!
Muses React to Youtube!
Submit a video to my muse, and watch their reactions!
send me “your relationship with” + a url and my muse will talk about their relationship with that particular muse.
Send 🌸 to throw flower petals at my muse.
©magnoliamemes
Which -dere do you think I am?
Tsundere - Hostile outside, loving on the inside
Yandere - Sweet outside, obsessive and psychoic inside
Kuudere - Silent/cool, turns loving afterwards
Dandere - Usually quiet until the right person comes along
Kamidere - Just like tsundere but has a god-like complex
Dorodere - Sweet outside, messed up and disturbed inside
Deredere - Loving and affectionate
Himedere- Just like tsundere, but princess-like
Which one am I :>
Send (ง’̀-‘́)ง to punch my muse and see how they react.
Torture Starter Pack
(⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING! ⚠️ This post contains some heavy content. 15+ Advised!!)
One of our Muses is the kidnapper, the other, the kidnapped. This isn’t planned to be a soft scenario. In fact, violence is what we’re here for. Choose your preferred position, send an icon as the torture method, and send a number for your line.
Kidnapped:
“Dear Christ, no!”
“What are you planning to do with that?”
“Stay away from me! Keep that thing away!”
“Please don’t do this..”
“Somebody help me!”
“I-I’ll do whatever you want!..”
“Why are you doing this to me?!”
“Don’t hurt me!”
“Stop, stop, it hurts!!”
“Yo-You broke it! You br-broke it!”
“I-I’m done..”
“Put it down.. We can talk this over..”
“You’re driving me insane!!”
“Where are you?!”
“Please, please… It hurts so much..”
Kidnapper:
“Hush.. It will only hurt for a moment.”
“Please don’t cry..”
“You know why you’re here.”
“Take it! Take it!”
“Beating you feels so good!..”
“Ssshhh. You’re only making it worse for yourself.”
“You want another one?!”
“Does it hurt? Does it hurt?!”
“Shut up! I hate hearing you!”
“Stay the hell down!”
“You wont get out of here easily! You wont get out of here at all!”
“You. Are. Mine. Understand me?!..”
“You’re so cute when you act like that..”
“Stop wiggling!”
“I hope you feel every bit of this! All of it!”
🖤 - Love. Use your affection as a torture device. Show your victim how much you love them with the most effective feeling. Pain.
🔪 - Knife Play. Use a blade to reach all those hard to itch nooks and crannies.
🛎 - Noise. Use the magic of sound to penetrate your victims hearing. Disturb them.
🔫 - Firearm. Take the old fashioned route, use your bullets and dust to your advantage to show your dominance.
🛁 - Steam. Use boiling liquids to force your subject to succumb to your will and give in.
🔗 - Chains. Beat your victim black and blue with the hard impact of metal itself.
📍 - Pins and needles. Use sharp and pointy little knacks to drive your subject up the wall. Or, drive them to it.
🍞 - Food. Starve your victim. Make them beg for the tiniest crumb.
❄️/☀️ - Temperature. Use the environment to deprive them of their mind. Make them curl in for warmth, or undress for a breeze.
👁🗨 - Vision. Deprived your subject of their eyes. Choose to keep one, or rid them of both. Either way.. Use it as punishment.
⛏ - Pick. Decide how many teeth your victim really needs.
🖐 - Fingers. Your victim starts off with ten fingers, how many will they be left with?
🗣 - Discrimination. Remind your victim how worthless they are. Spit venom into their minds, make them believe it.
💞 - Family. Remove their loved ones from this earth. Show them there’s only one person they belong too.
⛓ - Restrain. Hold them back. Tighten the rope and chains until blood is drawn. Make them earn their movement and freedom.
💢 - Anger. Use their own emotion against them. Drain them of all their energy and emotional stability until there’s nothing left but a shell.
☢️ - Get creative. Freestyle it.
What would your muse do if they found mine locked in a cell and chained to a wall? Put it in my ask.
Monster Starters!
For people with less than human muses ^w^
Starters directed towards…
Werewolves!
“Does it… hurt?”
“Does it happen every night?”
“Is that why you eat so much meat?”
“How long have you been like this?”
“Do you remember what happens when you… y’know?”
“… Is that why you chased that Frisbee at the park?”
“I knew I heard you bark that one time!”
“Well, that explains why you scratched your ear with your foot yesterday.”
“*duck sound*”
“Y’know I always suspected it. You weren’t exactly subtle.”
“Who’s a good boy/girl/dog?”
Vampires!
“So does a wooden stake through the heart really kill you?”
“Aaaah, that’s what you meant when you said you burn easily!”
“… You aren’t gonna bite my neck, are you?”
“When you said you were drinking the blood of your enemies, I thought you were joking.”
“Well, that explains why you always carry an umbrella.”
“Can you hypnotize people?”
“Can I see your fangs?”
“Can you turn into a bat?”
“Bleh, bleh bleh!”
“How old are you?”
Ghosts!
“Spoopy.”
“Boo!”
“Are you always see-through, or can you control that?”
“Can I stick my hand through you?”
“Pick up this pencil!”
“Can you possess people?”
“There’s this person I don’t like, can you go haunt him/her/them?”
“WooooOOOoooo!”
“… Who am I gonna call?”
“How’d you die?”
Demons!
“Can I touch your horns?”
“Are you from Hell? Or is that a myth?”
“Were you always a demon?”
“You aren’t a… succubus/incubus are you?”
“I don’t owe you my soul for that money I borrowed, do I?”
“Do you have a tail?”
“Have you met the devil? What’s he like?”
“Can I make a deal with you? There’s a guy I want to have a bad day.”
If my Muse was in the dictionary, what would be the definition written beside their entry?
send me a 🚼 and a ship I’ll use a doll-maker to design what I think a child between our two muses would look like
(( Good doll-maker resources are at Doll Divine, Rinmaru Games and Azalea’s Dolls but feel free to use your favorite!))
send me “-👕” to catch my muse without a shirt on
Specify which muse
