Okay I believe you, but my tommy gun don't

[nerkmid]

[burgertv]

[flygoing]

[iasipscreenshots]

[1010ll]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

Protip for men: if marriage is a horrifying concept for you and you think it is an evil trap, do not buy a ring and ask a woman to marry you

[curtis-ballard]

I’m way over seeing radical feminist bullshit on my dash. This isn’t even social justice or a real issue.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sorry that not marrying someone you dont loathe is radical feminism i guess?

[hijerking]

u kno when u suddenly feel horrible and ur not sure why bc nothing bad happened ??? and u kinda

[cheyanne-moved]

That bunny from zootopia was mad curvy…

[tamagotchi]

[ilovemimililoves]

[yourxtinyxraindrop-deactivated2]

My hair is lookin more purple than pink today

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

woman: my dog just died :( person who invented taxidermy: okay youre gonna think that this is totally weird, but hear me out on this one:

[fuckyouandyourwhiteceodad-deact]

U know she da one when u pre cum while u arguing wit her

[realmongrelhours-deactivated201]

yo what

[rockleeswife]

me: *flips dogs ear inside out* me: can u..,. hear better like this

[deja-enten-do-me]

me: oh yea it's been years I'm over it

also me: *was actually irreparably changed to the point that my personality and the way I interact with others and my insecurities are, even today, a direct result of what happened*

[africansouljah]

i’m smart but i do dumb shit anyway

[altnbrown-deactivated20160802]

Someone who hasn’t seen cutthroat kitchen, explain this

[plebeiantologist]

bad and naughty chefs will be placed in the Shame Cone to atone for their sins

[trashemoji]

me, tossing mediocre content into the internet void: Validate Me