Smells like a soft kiss.

i’m mei and i’m kickin it • she/her

[umeishu]

remade

hey gang i made a new account bc this one is super old and i wanted to start fresh so if u wanna follow me again my new url is hanzia

[cruxbatface]

The moment Alucard realized...there was no turning back.

[umeishu]

remade

hey gang i made a new account bc this one is super old and i wanted to start fresh so if u wanna follow me again my new url is hanzia

[popsunner]

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

[popsunner]

Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if she’s gay. I told him he should ask her because that’s not my place and he said he would.

I thought that would be the end of it.

Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (she’s bi) and that both of us have a shot. I said “You more than me.” because he’s attractive and popular. 

But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked, “Because I’m tall?’

[popsunner]

So this isn’t lesbian/jock solidarity but I thought you guys would want to know-

My math teacher was trying to fix the rolling whiteboard and he just offhand said “This would be easier with a wrench”

And deadass, dudebro said “Hang on” and then proceeded to pull a fucking wrench out of his backpack

[popsunner]

Update- after school today he saw me in the library and he didn’t say anything? He just pointed at the book he was holding and I gave him a thumbs up because it’s a pretty good book, and he went “Yes!” Really quiet and pumped his fist and then left

[popsunner]

Okay so today he asked me if I know how to help people having a panic attack and I was like yeah? And he smiled at me and then went “cool I think I’m having one”

And I was like what the fuck Colin we’re in the middle of Tech class sit down and we went out in the hall and sat there for a while and he told me about the test he’s stressed about so we kind of went over his study guide and when he was feeling better he kind of like… smacked his head against mine gently? And I helped him up even though he’s almost a foot taller than me and yeah

[popsunner]

Today at lunch we walked to the football field and laid in the grass and I told him thank you for being my friend (because I don’t have that many) and fistbumped me and said, “You always looked so nice and chill, how could I not want to be your friend?”

And honestly y’all, I would’ve started crying if he hadn’t sneezed and accidentally smacked me

[annabanannabeth]

[mp3v0]

*at a party* Hey the rest of us are gonna do some HRT in the bathroom wanna join

[cruxbatface]

Wtf! Gay little vampires

[heartseeker]

[lozyrosie]

my hatterene and reuniclus get along really well and i think i know why

[rosaryscented]

back at it again

[roxanazava]

character:*has long hair*

me:yeah very nice very good, BUT WHAT IF-

[defectivealtruist]

[defectivealtruist]

this aged well

[smallgreenhat]

[gabowook]

vampire Jules vampire Jules

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

Visit Original Link

[no-thanks-deactivated20190429]

This is a waste of time. I learned this week about ‘deep fried memes’, which is evidently just adding a Photoshop filter on a meme and calling it a day. Why are so many people reblogging and following shit like this?

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

lol you are so mad at September Bass Boost

[no-thanks-deactivated20190429]

Yeah, it hurts and is not at all interesting.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

check it out fellas this guy is for real complaining about Earth Wind & Fire September Bass Boosted

[no-thanks-deactivated20190429]

And you should too, being that it’s a representation of the downfall of humor and culture.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

sorry, i’ve been so busy telling other people that I’ve forgotten about you - were YOU aware that you are not only mad but, like, eschatologically bothered by the fact that I ran September through an amp and an EQ in Audacity and then posted it?

[no-thanks-deactivated20190429]

This is the sound of realizing your joke falls flat.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

I can do this shit all night, man. You still haven’t addressed how insane it is that you are mad, butthurt even, about an digital iteration of September somewhere out in the world being edited 500% louder than normal.

[no-thanks-deactivated20190429]

Lazy creativity.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

oh now I know why you’re mad

the bass blew your hairline right up your head

[christianstepmoms]

Rinsed

[weirdmageddon]

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

[theblehthatbloos]

[carnelianfoxx]

[theblehthatbloos]

[umeishu]

When you get this, please say 5 nice things about yourself publicly, then send it to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool) :)

im hardly ever active on here anymore but this is sweet thanks aldfkj

1. kickass martial artist

2. funny sometimes

3. will take care of u

4. soft and cuddly

5. good taste in music

[lesbianskout-deactivated2021090]

My teacher: you can't use Wikipedia as a source, it's not reliable

Me, who edited the Karl Marx anime article to say he was into vore and had it changed back within 10 minutes:

[lesbianskout-deactivated2021090]

WROBG PICTURE WRONG PICTURE WRONG PICTURE

[cookiescr]

this is them