Constantly Messing Up

[cheese24k]

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

[leradny]

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

[quasarkisses]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

[quasarkisses]

YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO

[homiesexual42]

I could watch this video for hours and it would still be funny

[sixpenceee]

did you ever become friends with someone so beautiful?  and then they started telling you about the douchebags in their lives that did horrible things to them, like cheat and lie. and the only thing running through your mind is “who would ever want to hurt someone like you?”

[pebblethief]

im going to cry

[spaced-queen-deactivated2024072]

It’s a bebeh

[minato2525]

[weloveshortvideos]

[narcotic]

[pr1nceshawn]

One time, when I was drunk…

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

THAT LAST ONE NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH

[vertiqcality]

Reblog if you’re stressed, sleepy, and really craving romantic affection

[implantedvisions]

Metric

[daisysdaisysdaisy]

[poeticsuggestion]

update: still not anyone’s first priority

[weloveshortvideos]

If ur having a rough day

[callmekitto-deactivated20220425]

my aesthetic is bros with very large basketball shorts being very adoring and very gentle with a teeny tiny puply

[exogenetics-symphony]

WOLSTENHOLME

I just want to dedicate this post to Christopher Tony Wolstenholme

We mostly talk about Matt and Dom, but let’s not forget our sweet teddy bear 

and espesially his smile

and his branded headbanging

Muse wouldn’t exist without Chris, he’s a fabulous bassist and vocalist, he makes a great contribution to the development of the band. And also he’s a wonderful person, a devoted friend, a loving father and husband. I love and appreciate him very much. He’s a part of the miracle called Muse.

WE LOVE YOU, CHRIS!

[malcolm-f-tucker]

I wish people would stop saying “It’s July. Well done for wasting half a year.” Did you make someone smile in the past six months? Did you stroke a cat or throw a stick for a dog? Did you learn a new fact or teach someone a new joke? Did you laugh, cry, scream or sing in the past six months? Because if so, congratulations for not wasting your time at all.

[luftblumen-deactivated20150807]

I really needed this

[shencomix]

You can’t defeat what’s already defeated.

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[famousest-deactivated20210114]

its hard to be attractive when youre not

[tamboochie]