so i'm very accustomed to doing my dishes by hand. i own maybe three plates on a good day. my cat has more food bowls than i have dishes, and for the entirety of my adult life i have not had a dishwasher. until i recently moved.
i moved to a new apartment over the summer and have continued to do my dishes by hand because that's Just What I Know, despite now having a dishwasher at my disposal.
now it's been four months since i relocated. today is the first time i decided to load the bloody bastard - and it's exclusively because i've been doing some heavy lifting and my arms can't bring themselves to wash a bowl for my cat since she's run out of clean dishes.
the thing's been whispering swishing noises for like an hour like it's telling secrets to the fridge. i don't like it













