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I will be deleting this blog and all my sideblogs within a few days and leaving Tumblr for good. Communication with people who refuse to communicate (which includes listening, which includes making your best guess about things and not waiting to be told literally fucking everything) will never be worth it for any reason, ever.
I give up communicating I give up I give up I give up I give up
it literally never fucking works. im logging out of this tumblr for good.
I give up communicating I give up I give up I give up I give up
Hey, here is some new frustrating discourse.
I'm going to clear this up super duper quick.
And then we can move on and discuss more important things.
Okay?
Here goes...
Nicolas Cage is an incredible actor who is very bad with money so he has to act in terrible movies because otherwise they will repossess his dinosaur skull collection.
But even when he is in terrible movies with terrible writing he refuses to phone in his performances. And sometimes when you are acting your ass off while saying some of the dumbest dialogue ever conceived it can give the appearance the acting is the issue rather than the writing and story.
Hayden Christensen knows that feeling all too well.
So next time you see Nic Cage in a B movie acting a fool, just know he probably bought some new shrunken heads and forgot to pay the mortgage on his volcano island.
Nicholas Cage is kind of a test of a director's mettle, because if he is allowed free reign, he will run and run and never come back and trample right over every part of the movie. He's one of those guys with a huge personality and many directors tend to either be caught up in Nic's ideas for his role, or unable to muster a push back on them. Really good directors know how to let him have the leeway to blow up the screen, and when to reign his excesses. That's when you end up with something like Mandy or Vampire's Kiss or Raising Arizona or Wild at Heart. He is always set to maximum, and it turns out that's a great litmus test for directing.
Cinematic Kudzu
TBH Renfield is like the perfect example of when a director knew how to, well... direct that kudzu.
call my bed an ashtray the way there's fags in there
MEAN TO ME ????
kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist
why do you guys only like my bad posts
Interesting part of the dark brotherhood quest in oblivion is that at some point you have to kill a captain of the guard. And if you don’t kill her in one hit she, you know, can arrest you.
I’ve literally had moments where I stab her and then she’s immediately like “Stop! You’ve violated the law!” and then I go to jail it’s such a weird series of events
You know there’s fully voiced female guard lines in the game done by Catherine Flye but they’re basically only used by this character and one other guard captain. All the other guards in the game are voiced by Wes Johnson.
There’s mods you can get that add in some female guards and the reason those mods work is because all the female guard lines are already in the game files. Bethesda just didn’t use them for some reason. All the guards but two in the vanilla game are male.
"came back wrong" but it's food that you heated up in the microwave
OK SO
For anyone who hasn't heard my Microwave Rant:
Microwaves are designed to be used at a broad range of power levels. If you're getting bad results reheating your food, and you're doing everything on full blast, try a lower power setting! 50% power for twice the time, just give it a shot. It gives the heat time to spread evenly, and prevents overcooking of parts that are exposed to more radiation.
People complain about reheated pizza a lot -- that's bc overheating the crust makes it tough and chewy. I usually do pizza on 30% power for THREE times as long because it's especially vulnerable -- and my crust always comes out nice and tender.
I think there's a good metaphor for Came Back Wrong here too: if you actually take the time to do your necromantic ritual and/or unholy experiment right, and don't rush it at 100% power, you're likely to get better results.
Since reading this post and following its advice, my microwaved good comes out so much better.
Since reading this post a d following its advice, my necromantic rituals have come out so much better.
i think ive got a blood pressure problem i dont think ur spozed to hear blood pumping in your pillow
i was laying on my Fucking Cat
sire this is 10 note post territory and 7 are me
THEY'RE RATIOING ME IN MY TUMBLRS
Yo! Autistic-fuckwad!!! I saw you on Pinterest once!!!
YOURE TELLING ME THEY PUT ME ON PINTEREST???
ough yeah thats actually how we found out about you-
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Image 1: Tumblr tags reading "#posts with 10k to me" above a 3 notes label.
Image 2: Tumblr tags reading "#the ratio on tumblr is when OP confidently mentions a 1-2 digit number of notes on their post and you scroll down to see it in the thousands"
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Why is every city in every video game more heavily policed than a low income neighborhood in Los Angeles
Playing Skyrim as a skooma addict is kinda fun. Being an addict irl is terrible but in a video game? Fun as heck.
My rule for myself is I need to drink skooma and some kind of alcohol before every fight and if I go a full day without it I have to act very confused and hung over. My character is a high elf too which makes it funnier in every way. Yes I am a very high elf why do you ask
My in universe rationale for using glitches to get more money to buy more skooma is that drugs just let you clip through reality it’s fine
Skooma is the shortcut to CHIM, Michael Kirkbride in shambles
You can become one with the godhead when you’re on skooma but only for like five minutes
was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out
the comments have me in tears
@rogue-bard
It DOES have a sign. It turns on when it detects something too tall for the bridge. It even flashes. And the traffic lights will go red to get people to stop when it detects an over height vehicle so they read the signs. (note this lovely example where the lights are red, because the truck thought it was better than the lights)
every time I see this post I've forgotten how clearly signposted the canopener bridge is, and every time it hits me like a truck (hitting the canopener bridge and getting the top of its trailer ripped asunder)
Golden
sampo lore is actually getting crazy. Now there's an implication he might be a demon/creation that was sealed for a long time and might still be sealed BC there are certain things he can't tell us
This is all according to the tatalov lore btw, from TRASHCANS .... I don't have the screenshots but wow sampo's actually not normal anymore
