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femmedesyeuxnoirs

Real asf This is literally the realest shit anyones ever said

tieflingkisser

lesbianslimefriend

here's where to find it on windows 10

the-tiny-dragons-tea-room

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

the-tiny-dragons-tea-room

IT GETS WORSE

I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.

LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES

marougus-the-dragon

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

femmedesyeuxnoirs

Real asf This is literally the realest shit anyones ever said

redlettermediathings

ketchuplaser

medusadyke

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

princessnijireiki

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For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

moderate-irritation

And you may ask yourself, where is my chronological dash?

And you may ask yourself, where is the following-only option?

And you may ask yourself, who are these people?

And you may ask yourself, why are there so many videos?

1americanconservative

john-wick-ll

bigredm38-6

Teachers.... really aren't that smart.

I once heard one ask her union rep if it was okay that she had an onlyfans account. I was then asked what onlyfans was. After picking my jaws off the floor that somebody actually asked that, the answer was "Amateur porn. She shouldn't even be in the school."

hst3000

There is a standardized test prospective teachers need to take called the Praxis exam. It tests reading, math, and social studies, and science.

It is calibrated to be around the 6th or 7th grade level. It is not, by any stretch of the imagination, difficult for someone who got into university on their own merits. You have 2 or so hours per subject. I got mine done regularly in about 30 minutes.

You have three attempts at this.

The pass rate for some of these modules is around 60%.

The teacher is not the smartest person in the PTL. The teacher may very well not be the smartest person IN THEIR CLASSROOM.

the-davest-of-uncles

Bloody hell.

riflebrass

kaity--did

truly dads with new born babies v dads with children are two completely different people this man used to strap this child to his chest with a double chest wrap because he was terrified of giving her shaken baby syndrome and now he just kinda hucks her , I'll be sitting on the bed and all of a sudden my child just comes soaring towards me

kaity--did

Husband when child was newborn: you are my beautiful soft amazing little creature and I will be so gentle and lightly clean you softly and sing you sweet songs

Husband now that child is 4 years old: carries feral child upside down into the bathroom telling her she is a smelly little beast and she has to wash her butt while she sings him songs about spraying him with the shower head

kaity--did

Husband when child was newborn: "bath time and bed time is my special one on one time with my sweet baby angel where I tell her how special and soft and sweet she is and spend much needed time relaxing and getting her to relax and snuggling"

Husband now that child is 4 and "sturdy" (his words not mine): "bath time is my special time for hand to hand combat with my warrior princess where I teach her how to throw a punch and try to exhaust her enough that she passes out until tomorrow, and if that doesn't work I just start making deals like she's a mob boss and I am a desperate flunkie"

kaity--did

Husband when child was newborn: here is your hypoallergenic formula heated to the exact temperature that you need to have the thickening agent activate in a ulta double sterilized bottle my miracle NICU baby, it takes 25 -35 minutes to make but it is what we must do to keep you safe and healthy.

Husband now that child is 4: "I had to make her a breakfast snack of two eggs and toast before we go out to brunch because she was gnawing on the bars of her enclosure and I am frankly terrified of the small piranha she becomes when hangry."

mysticorset

Via @somanyofthekids

cartoon-fanaticism

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

damnfandomproblems

Fandom Problem #4413:

I think that the reason people don’t think that Bruce Wayne helps people is that it doesn’t seem to actually help anyone? I think that he probably doesn’t put much effort into finding the right people to run the charities and it all gets embezzled when he’s not paying attention or something. Also that a number of his donations are things that he *thinks* are helpful but are actually counterproductive bc he’s huge on behaviorist thought or something and thinks electroshock therapy is good

edgar-allan-possum

This again? Come up with new material, people.

supreme-leader-stoat

awesomebutunpractical

I get the standard Bruce defense, but I feel it's overlooking the sheer awe-inspiring audacity of a take that hinges on "Batman probably doesn't do his homework."

insert-some-url

Best dating advice ever

siena-sevenwits

The worst are the spammers who use direct message. I saw the notification, and thought it would be one of my friends on my doorstep with a warm smile, a wicker picnic basket, and a glinting pitcher of strawberry lemonade. And it turned out to be YOU on my doorstep, pressing a sopping, three day old, wadded-up dishcloth into my hands!