deletedphantasia

call me delly. she/her, 22, queer trans woman, winter enjoyer and oranges hater

[cosmovain]

me: walks into a beautiful clearing in the woods during sunrise, the river rushing next to my feet, the grass between my toes, the waking star glimmering in the distance

the deer:

[wosp-reactivated]

Humans evolved cuteness aggression as a trait because cute things deserve to die

[boydyke-rat]

Unironically garfield is kinda a fat liberation icon and I stand by that

[cuntywhitaker]

EGO DEATH AT A BACHELORETTE PARTY Hayley Williams (2025)

[longhorned]

never join a local trans group in proximity to a naval base

[skidfarts]

STOP BEING SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"what all them holes do👀👅" NOTHING😕😕😕😕THEY DO NOTHING😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕ITS HIS CHARACTER DESIGN😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕😕

[userparamore]

1 year of ego death 💛🩶

[adirtnap]

[textpostscymraeg]

Not a text post, but I just saw this post by Clwb Rygbi Crymych and I think it’s an incredible example of just how varied dialects across Wales can be (as well as being a fantastic bit of marketing by Cymdeithas yr Iaith for the upcoming Eisteddfod in Pembrokeshire).

This is the Dyfedeg dialect, which basically encompasses a bunch of sub-dialects in South West Wales - this one in particular is specific to Penfro, or Pembroke.

Here’s a breakdown of the words:

Dyfedeg Welsh:

Wes whant peint? Wes glei!

Literal meaning in Welsh:

Oes chwant am beint? Oes, goeliaf!

Literal English translation:

Is there a craving for a pint? There is, I believe!

Colloquial translation:

Fancy a pint? Yeah, I’d say!

I just really love this; it’s so uniquely South West Welsh! And it’s also just a great example of why it’s so important to engage with different Welsh dialects and real-life speakers when you’re learning Welsh - it just gives the language so much more life and context and pizzazz. I could leave my Gog father and a Cardi man in a room together and they’d barely understand a word they’re saying to each other, and I think that’s beautiful.

[dazeylily]

[new to sadism] I'm gonna hurt the blood out of you

[sqooops]

[new to masochism] no 😦

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[magnoliamyrrh]

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

[emoparamore]

hayley williams 🫶🏻 oakland night 1

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[sahonithereadwolf]

And this, children, is why you can't replace translation work with AI

[fluentisonus]

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

[maykitz]

[cinturongazo]

im not using wojaks. get on my level