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baby girl is a beautiful name for an adult man. characterlog/🔞/(self)shipping blog for @lyril. adults only please ^_^

[delicateconstitution]

🌈 SYD | 22 | SHE/HER 🌟 TAGLIST 🌈

hello, i'm Syd of @lyril, and welcome to my little world for being Sick in The Head about Characters!

blog outline below...

🌟 LAST UPDATED: 9/12/2025

essentially, this blog is a place for me to...

— be more intense about my crushes (a la documenting my stages of obsession, gushing, and stuff i enjoy about my favoritest little freaks),

— store certain enthusiastic "characterposting"-related posts,

— share my friends and mutuals' self-ship art, and dabble in my own oc x canon or self insert ideas (what i'm doing isn't quite selfshipping most of the time, though — i'm a cuckchair warrior, and in the end i simply observe from afar. i guess it's up to you to decide if you're comfortable interacting if we "share" a character. 🤔)

— as well shipping/romantic/lovey-dovey related content in general,

— log and share thoughts regarding my own sexuality expression that i don't feel comfortable with on my main accounts,

— any 18+ content,

—and to be annoying! ❤️

message to all syds just put the rest of my text from the longer pinned on this one later and just retire the old one. and maybe make new list of guys 👍

[delicateconstitution]

new adventure time comic arc is seriously gonna kill me when it properly starts but i already can't stop fucking laughing at this Oh My God. Me When I Get Things For Betty (Like A Good Sexy Boyfriend).

dude you have to get me out of here

[delicateconstitution]

occasionally it occurs to me some of the stuff i daydream about with some of my pathetic little guys is like from the exact other side of loser straight guys fantasizing about women out of their league and scenarios that'd never happen to "guys like them". and i'm just like. Man... Come on

[tendersugars-deactivated2025092]

people don't get kidnapping fantasies about tenna right either they're all too smuckling smumbler about it. he would lock you in one of his big plastic balls and you'd wake up on an eerily quiet set of like. a wedding venue or something. and in the distance you'd hear him muttering to himself occasionally accompanied by the little sound effects that play when he talks in word art but the sound effects seem to come from an invisible speaker super close to you so every time they happen you jump. i think he'd be really into forcing someone to "play house" with him and (i am dragged off the stage by a cane)

[carlyraejepsans]

one time at a college party toriel tossed rudy into the pool as a prank then panicked thinking he was drowning and jumped in to drag him out. she then attempted mouth-to-mouth until he shoved her off cause 1) i was in there for like 3 seconds sweetheart chill 2) TONGUE?????? so they just sat there very drunk and very wet for a moment. and then they made out anyway

[centipedetea]

dude it cannot possibly be that serious

[carlyraejepsans]

okay so they 100% fucked in college. nothing can change my mind

[y010isaghost]

why the Fuck is it in quotes. what do you mean by this.

[elf-hollow]

shipping is one of those thigns where it's like. the way I am using this word is so wildly different from how some other people use this word. because so many people use ship as a way to say like. "I think these characters should be together romantically and think they would have a healthy relationship, and also I want them to get together in canon". and the way I use it is "these characters have a relationship dynamic that I am compelled by and therefore want to see more of, and the relationship is probably at least vaguely romantic but doesn't have to be, and my interest has literally nothing to do with whether it is "canon" or not"

and so it's kind of like well no wonder shipping discourse is Like That like there's just a fundamental disconnect in the way we're using this word and I am very deeply uninterested in using your definition

[tenna-cious]

I just read a toritenna fic SO GOOD it inspired me to actually draw fanart of these two??? OUGHHH and now they wouldn't leave my mind 😩

Also read somewhere that Tenna's flavor text for calling Toriel in the Japanese version is "My sweet Toriel"??? 😭😭😭

[decamarks]

All fanart of Spamton and Tenna is like when anime artists illustrate a beautiful and coy yet voluptuous lady and then there's just like some kind of terrible hideous pervert creature hanging out in the corner

[healdeals]

been hot this past week

[neonnoir-ao3]

I heard the news and immediately went to find this template

[yeloenk]

get out if my headd beuh 😭🙏🙏

[bawfulio]

They know their customers too well

FANGAMER STOP MAKING COOL STUFF I ONLY HAVE SO MUCH CASH!

[negiwave2000-deactivated2026041]

[delicateconstitution]

reasons i'm spamtenna picky:

- don't want them to "officially" be together

- i don't personally headcanon pre-puppet spamton to have his speech quirk (which is a coin flip to see in stuff rn) and thus

- i am less interested in big shot spamton in general because he's not as "spamton" to me and so the bar is a lot higher... i've been warming up to him though

- i also am picky with how spamton is drawn and i prefer him close to on-model

- i don't care about undertale AU

- um what else. well some of the stuff for it is kind of just yaoislop-ish in a way i can't get into rn anyway

- honestly i often just kind of prefer how they interact with women a lot of time which is really funny