Taco kween

Cringe city  l INFJ-T

[delicatetacowitch]

squinting my eyes and reading whenever I see a spoiler like it doesn’t count as a spoiler that way.

[delicatetacowitch]

Not everyone thinking my eczema is me blushing T_T

[delicatetacowitch]

Bruh I get 84% and they asked why I didn't get higher? istg I'm gonna scream FAMILY and Dom Toretto will come and beat the shit out of y'all.

[illuminaandi]

elders be like "no legs on the table that's rude" but then go on say "kuttikk niram illallo"

[delicatetacowitch]

I miss my best fren. Too much distance ughghgh 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Telling your evil doppelganger to “go fuck himself” would be a huge mistake

[shower-thoughts-denied]

Or a good time (;

[satyriconmp3]

[mrfylke2001]

[mctreeleth]

I was trying to explain to my sister-in-law that I simply cannot turn on my car headlights if anyone is looking at me and she thought I was crazy.

[razzleberryjam]

Literally nothing more embarrassing than tying your shoes in public like oh look at me I'm a 5 year old because I couldn't tie my shoes tight enough to last a walk through the kroger

[official-lucifers-child]

are y’all okay

[thatqueerchoirkid]

no

[cookiescr]

nothing more embarrassing than being early for a meetup and being embarrassed that you look weird so you start playing with the notification bar on your phone pretending you're texting someone

[delicatetacowitch]

no we’re not okay you asking that itself is embarrassing for me @official-lucifers-child​

[staff]

Private blogging, it’s a vibe. But some innermost thoughts deserve to be just that: inner. Very, very inner. Now, imagine the perfect complementary app to this one (hellsite). With absolute encryption (for superior secrecy levels), an allowance of thirty photos per entry (for all the moments), even email and text integration (text yourself whenever you feel like it). Yeah, that’s what this is:

Day One (not a hellsite) has joined our family at Automattic. That means Day One (not a hellsite) has joined your family, Tumblr. And that means the universe is telling you to try journaling.

There’s no such thing as cringe in a private journal; it’s all just ~intimacy~. And checking in with yourself in a solo space that looks nice and feels nice. With zero chance of your secrets, the Story of You, or your WIPs reaching other readers unless, or until, you want them to. (No, really. It’s all utterly encrypted.)

Try it out, and never accidentally post something wildly personal on main again. (You’re free to keep doing it on purpose here, though.)

[delicatetacowitch]

Didn’t have to call me out like that but yes I’m gonna keep putting it all out here..

[delicatetacowitch]

I feel bad my boi gotta hear me blab about mediterranean houses but I’ll prolly keep doing it

[delicatetacowitch]

That feeling when your jeans fit perfectly :’)

[delicatetacowitch]

harry: i don't know anything about magic and at this point i'm too scared to ask

Literally me rn about everything in hs.

[delicatetacowitch]

[delicatetacowitch]

I didn’t realize how unhealthy my last relationship was until I got with this guy. It makes me feel so good now.

[delicatetacowitch]

Human penises shrinking due to pollution: Scientist

A scientist has claimed that human penises are shrinking and a number of babies are being born with smaller penises due to pollution.

[havingcompassion-deactivated202]

If I get at least one thing done in a day I’m a genius if I get two things done I’m a god

[delicatetacowitch]

New mindset.

[delicatetacowitch]

I have once again caught feelings for another one of my sister's bestfriends 🤡 when will I learn?I guess it's never hehehehe

[delicatetacowitch]

Update : HE LIKES ME BACK SUCKASS but my sister won't let me date him ._. lol why am I spilling tea on tumblr you ask? cus NO ONE KNOWS ME HERE HAHAHHAHAHAHA

[delicatetacowitch]

I have once again caught feelings for another one of my sister's bestfriends 🤡 when will I learn?I guess it's never hehehehe