comebacks to just-shower -thoughts

literally just me being a smartass

[santapau]

New Secret Knots comic: "Cryptid".

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[zetrystan]

Prof Rad over on youtube dubbed the Wolf Hunter comic (click here)! 

Go check it out and give them some support! :) (also the end killed me haha) ₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎

[zetrystan]

The farmer sheared the sheep, and it was used to make a gift for Wolf Hunter, so…

[zetrystan]

Wolf Hunter goes to the village markets.

[zetrystan]

Wolf Hunter and his conga line of sheep.

[zetrystan]

Wolf Hunter was looking for them for a while.

[theriu]

AALDJKDLDJD THERES SO MUCH MORE THAN LAST TIME I SAW THIS MY DASH HAS BEEN BLESSED

[ashtonq247]

Best of bros ❤️💙

[dictearchive]

[dictearchive]

[bifrosted-flakes]

I’m not sure how widespread it was so this may be common knowledge or completely unknown idk but I must tell this story. So maybe 5 or 6 years ago there was a bunch of people who decided that they just absolutely *hated* the shower thoughts blog so they would make side blogs called stuff like “fuckshowerthoughts” and “just-idiot-thoughts” and harass them in every post they made. After a while they got bored and more people were making blogs with names like “just-dog-thoughts” or “just-hat-thoughts” and they would post shower thoughts style nonsense but from the pov of a dog or hat or whatever. Eventually this mutated so far that it became completely divorced from shower thoughts at all and just became a mass roleplay. Lots of people used special fonts, text colors, and typing quirks in their posts and everyone used the same picrew maker for their pfps. Fun times.

Anyways. Devils sacrament moment this blog used to be called just-tree-thoughts and it was a whole bunch of this

[shower-thoughts-denied]

Hahaha yea it's called being a preteen and seeing something popular! Must make fun of it. Hello blog i last posted on *checks notes* 5 years ago.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I think it’s safe to say, that there is always someone out there with the song ‘Cotton Eyed Joe’ stuck in their head.

[shower-thoughts-denied]

Well there's one more now that I've read this. Thanks for that.

[best-shower-thoughts]

People would rather have a reverse dictionary where you can look up definitions and find the right word. (source)

[shower-thoughts-denied]

You mean a thesaurus?

[best-shower-thoughts]

Neither gender can lay down on their stomach comfortably (source)

[shower-thoughts-denied]

Unless they're not particularly well endowed (for either gender).

[just-shower-thoughts]

[shower-thoughts-denied]

Hi, um, are y'all ok?

[just-shower-thoughts]

All streaming services need a “nap” button assigned to the remote/controller, that instantly puts on your favorite show to nap to. So if you’re drifting off during a new series, you hit just one button and boom, your nap show is on.

[shower-thoughts-denied]

Or you can just, idk, press the pause button?

[just-shower-thoughts]

Almost every pet will likely die as a virgin

[shower-thoughts-denied]

Have you ever been to a dog park even once in your entire life

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Ann Frank ever came back she’d be a bit pissed everyone went through her personal diary.

[shower-thoughts-denied]

Actually Ann Frank wrote her "diary" for the express purpose of sharing her story and the suffering her family endured due to the Holocaust.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Vending machines are slot machines with a 99% chance of getting what you wanted.

[shower-thoughts-denied]

Let's be honest here, it's more like an 85% chance of getting what you want.

[just-shower-thoughts]

You read “ctrl” as “control” but you don’t read “alt” as “alternative”

[shower-thoughts-denied]

I would really love to see someone say "ctrl" out loud.

[just-shower-thoughts]

There could be a species on earth which has evolved to be excellent at hiding, in which case we would never know if it existed.

[shower-thoughts-denied]

You got this from Doctor Who

[just-shower-thoughts]

Sunlight hits you at a speed of 670,616,629 mph and you don’t even flinch.

[shower-thoughts-denied]

Because light doesn't have mass or weight