[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[sstudyblr]

not risking it

[pocmemes]

[ruinedchildhood]

[theawkwardhomo]

Money Chadwick

[pocmemes]

[freshest-tittymilk]

This is the Monetary Prosperity T'Challa

Like to charge with secluded financial energy

Reblog for your bank account to have the stength of the Panther…

[andycarver]

thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing

[violentcrumbles]

I am unhappy with how perfectly this works.

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

I refuse to believe that this wasn’t the backup song for in case Zep refused to let them use Immigrant Song.

[lolfactory]

[newenglander-gets-fit]

I CANNOT stop laughing. 

[unclefather]

[ink-bird]

@randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant

[randomdaisy]

OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO…. DUDE… DUDE NO”

this plant is, in fact, a cattail (Typha genus, probably either Typha latifolia or Typha angustifolia). what’s ironic about this person’s encounter is that almost every single part of the cattail is edible– the rhizomes are starchy and, although tough, can be made into a nutritious flour; the stems can be peeled and used like asparagus; the pollen can be gathered and used to extend or supplement flour; and even the green flower spikes can be boiled and eaten like corn-on-the-cob, so this person sort of had the right idea.

the thing is, what this person has in their photo is a BROWN flower spike, meaning that it’s starting to go to seed and is probably a tasteless mouthful of either fiber or fluff. regardless of whether the post is a joke or serious, out of all the edible parts of the cattail, op managed to pick one of the ONLY parts of the plant that isn’t. and i still can’t get over that.

[cynicowl]

As a side note, rubbing that part of the plant makes an absolutely ridiculous amount of fluff come out (which is how it disperses the seeds). I highly recommend it but it’s probably best to do that when no one else is around

[suspiciouslyheterosexualbehavior]

are you saying i can jack off this plant and it will nut

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

[spocks-deactivated20230129]

I will reblog this literally every time it appears on my dash

[waititi--taika]

thor in fics: who art thou

actual thor:

[deliciouslyshadowymilkshake]

So true

[dinuguan]

[snoopingasusualisee]

[william-snekspeare]

"When you're in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that's fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that's a bee"

-Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today

[lumpawaroospaceprincess-moved-d]

I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping

[gif87a-com]

[stickynotes10]

excuse me

[shiropoint]

This is mesmerizing to watch.

[fuu-dog-treats]

actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this

[ask-ickle-mod]

[thatsthat24]

Holy………..shmokes…….

[mozzarella-shenanigans]

Oh?? My god??

[pomrania]

I’ll try my best to describe this. It’s a video with a mash-up of a bunch of different Disney movies, set to a song that’s a mash-up of a bunch of other songs. That in and of itself wouldn’t make it praiseworthy, but this is DONE SO WELL that just, holy cow.

[drawnsnake]

HOLY SHIT

[mcavoy]

the biggest fool of today? yours truly.

[halloweeneddie-deactivated20180]

The First Purge (Teaser)

[ruinedchildhood]

They did that. 

[localstarboy]

He made the Harry Potter tune so wavy

[thequeenadwoa]

#BlackHogwarts

[deliciouslyshadowymilkshake]

Always reblog

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

i am going to think about this every day for the rest of my life (x)

[bob-belcher]

[webdead-deactivated20180525]

[broderbund-deactivated20200629]

That’s right. Slice into his meaty fat head. Destroy him