da fuck

thing and shits enjoy your stay

[weirdmageddon]

#f42069 and #b4da55 are fantastic colors that go so well with each other

[an-eccentric-devil]

Watermelon candy instinct

[rose-colored-something]

Cosmo and Wanda dynamic

Splatoon

[lizarith]

We really gonna sleep on the fact that the hex code of the green color literally says “badass”? And f 420 69?

[space-n-sky]

Invader Zim’s color scheme

[lorlocks]

[cedarspiced]

someone put a mothman in their window and now there's a crowd of ppl outside the dorms staring up at him and chanting mothman. i love college

[the-spoon-fairy]

The angle of this photo implies that OP is part of the aforementioned crowd.

[cedarspiced]

who do you think started the mothman chant

[datsun350]

Can confirm

[sophiask8toy]

[moonlightsdreaming]

[pocmemes]

[smeasel]

Is this what moms are up to on Pinterest these days?

[the-gerogerigegege-deactivated2]

buzzfeed anarchist’s tasty

[unwuerdig]

Oh my gosh

[polyglotplatypus]

im very grateful for the lessons in photography i was taught in stop motion class because just now they made it possible to photograph the stars with my phone in spite of the camera usually not detecting the light of stars because theyre so dim,,,, enjoy these shiny motherfuckers

[polyglotplatypus]

ok so if everythings normal, your phone camera should have a manual mode (sometimes called pro mode). in it, change the settings of the shutter lag to 20 seconds, then put the phone down on some stable, plane surface and press the photo button (usually when using your camera, the volume buttons can be used as photo button) and let the phone still for the whole 20 seconds. 

(basically the problem with most cameras is that they dont have a very good light sensitivity in the dark, however that doesnt mean they cant detect it at all. the longer the shutter is open, the more light your camera takes in and the more burnt/light your pic will be, so in (literally) dark situations, make the shutter lag longer to get all that light you need! also i said 20 seconds but really you can make it shorter or longer depending on what kinda stuff you want for your stars)

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

Yes this!

Additionally, adjust your ISO to the highest number (mimics the film used for very low light and low speed images)

And set your shutter speed to the longest time possible (on my phone it’s 10 seconds).

Leave your focus settings on Auto, and if your phone camera has a timer option, turn that on (five seconds is generally enough).

Plan your shot first, then find a place to set your phone down so you can get the image you want. The less light pollution, the better; you’ll pick up FAR more stars in your picture.

Once you know what you want to shoot, tap your screen to “focus” it, then hit the button to take the picture, set your phone down, and back away from the “tripod”. Don’t touch your phone for a good 15 seconds, just to be sure.

You will not be disappointed in the results, let me assure you.

Not even a little bit.

[angeredthoughts]

@tamberland

[zetarays]

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING I’VE EVER LEARNED

[itsasimplereason]

“You’re so clever! How can somebody as clever as you be so stupid?!”  

[shitty-check-please-aus]

Truly it is incredibly inconvenient how you have to write your stories if you want to read them

[shitty-check-please-aus]

unless I come up with a series of words that form a series of sentences, I’m not going to read this story and nobody else is either and this is truly rude of the universe to work this way

[tittled]

[susa-maru]

[elodieunderglass]

oh NO

[justtrustmeokay-deactivated2021]

[chekplaysminecraft]

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

[ice-block]

But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:

Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*

Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110

Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*

[tiny-slime]

[likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015]

Tauba Auerbach - Alphabetized Bible (2006)

[c-lov3r-deactivated20130204]

i csn’t brteath

[deliciouskaek]

wat

[deadonarrival-archive]

When it’s 11pm on a Sunday night and you remember you had homework

[campfireharvest-deactivated2019]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR YEARS HOLY SHIT

[lassoway]

my last four brain cells when a minor inconvenience occurs

[dadvevo]

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[did-you-know]

When Christopher Reeve was in the hospital after the riding accident that paralyzed him, Robin Williams burst through the door wearing scrubs and announced in a Russian accent that he was a proctologist and needed to examine him immediately. 

Reeve said it was the first time he’d laughed since the accident, and from that moment on he knew that life was going to be OK. 

(Source)

[naughtypiggy]

[wolfman6837-deactivated-deactiv]

🤣🤣

[killingvillaneve]

men: cowards and scared of a strong woman

women: brave and want the strong woman to strangle them