Deliramentum, deliramenti

[delusion, nonsense; product of a silly mind; absurdity] A carefully curated collection of curiosities.

[toastbutteregg]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[deaths-accountant]

If you can free it, you become king of the Netherlands

[chronivore]

With Winnie-the-Pooh and The Battle of Hastings sharing an anniversary today, did you know that E. H. Shepard once drew this amazing scene for an exclusive book bag?

[darkpaladin]

I love that none of them have weapons. Except Kanga, who has a fucking morningstar.

[not100bees]

that is roo

[bunjywunjy]

[deliramentum]

[oliviadumhan]

KNIVES OUT (2019)

[classicfilmblr]

Sleeping Beauty dir. Clyde Geronimi | 1959

[tastefullyoffensive]

[memeuplift]

[chuckstyles-deactivated20230323]

I felt this in my soul

[thejingshi]

Henry Cavill as Geralt of Rivia ► THE WITCHER | 1.03 Betrayer Moon

[elucubrare]

tweet thread by @thijsporck: 

And the award for silliest medieval coat of arms goes to… this pair of underpants, belonging to Lord Jan van Abbenbroeck in the Beyeren Armorial (1405)!

@Oldfrankishphil will appreciate the fact that the Van Abbenbroek family apparently misunderstood that the ‘broeck’ in their name did not mean ‘breeches’ but derives from Old Dutch bruoc, brōk ‘marshy land’.

Looks like the good people of Hensbroek made the same mistake…. :)

[english-history-trip]

Oh, they knew.

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[atlinmerrick]

And now with!

[magicforceofmischief]

why are these the same...

...but a completely different font?!?!

...like completely

[veritasrose]

Bold

Vs.

Italic

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[cavilhenry]

The Witcher | 1.03 — Betrayer Moon

[ageofgeek]

[memewhore]

[clairenovac]

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

[sebastians-stan]

HENRY CAVILL  and The Witcher’s Swords