Current possessor of the mandate of hell

she/her 24

[deaths-accountant]

When all of this is over and done I must confess I don't want Mark Zuckerberg to be guillotined, I want to keep him as a weird pet and feed him sweetcorn.

[ntrider]

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

[ntrider]

I stop once I start getting short of breath

[aokozaki]

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

[ntrider]

I'M NOT A DOG??????

[aokozaki]

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

[ntrider]

wait! au au

[aokozaki]

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

[ntrider]

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

[foxes-in-love]

[bruntalism]

[deaths-accountant]

getting this as a tramp stamp

[defectivegembrain]

I went to Escher Sentence Island and more people were there than I was

[threetrenchcoatsinatrenchcoat]

i went to garden path sentence island and some flowers

[dirtreally]

[k-simplex]

I feel like I could fall for/develop a strong unrequited love for tumblr user chkq if I tried. I probably wouldn't have to try that hard even. Would it be good for me? No. But I could do it so easily....

[chkq]

thanks! i like your blog too but in a normal way :). i'm curious what my appeal could even possibly metaphysically be

[k-simplex]

I just think you're neat

[chkq]

[afloweroutofstone]

I really like Francesca Hong and I think she has a good chance at winning, but it’s important for all leftists running in a popular election to understand that the correct response to “what do you think about Thanksgiving?” is “It’s a great holiday. I love the chance to take time off of work to spend with my family, which goes to show why universal paid time off is so important…”

It’s not that her response was disastrously bad or anything, but it is a fumble. The vast majority of votes are normies and you are not going to convince them that Thanksgiving has harmful colonial implications in the brief months that you’re on the campaign trail. Even if you could it would be a waste of your time and resources. A successful left is willing to at least pretend that it enjoys watching football, grilling in the backyard, and celebrating national holidays.

[iosonomer-blog]

[medievaljournalist]

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt

[thecactifindahome]

[sp1c3-r4ck-synd1c4t3]

Horny people legally cannot consent. Horniness is a clouded state like inebriation. If you are partway through sex and you realize you might've become horny, it is illegal to continue. If you have ever made someone horny, you are a bad person.

[lizardsfromspace]

Tips and Tricks For Writing Horror

Before writing horror, always pause to ask yourself: what am I afraid of most? And make sure you don't write about that since you'd be too afraid to write it

These are the building blocks of horror: suspense, horror, the grotesque, surprise, and boomami, the fifth terror. Use them well

You may be wondering what the difference is between "horror" and "thrillers". The primary difference is making money

Writer's block? Add in another ghoul

Horror survives off the recirculation of tropes, more than any other genre; horror can take up tropes from the middle ages on a whim. When you write that horny vampire book, you are not merely writing a horny vampire book but contributing to the vast heritage of human art about horny vampires

[janmisali]

Legalizing copyright infringement would be dismantling one of the few limitations on the white urge to steal from Black Art and Black Artists. The practical application of it would be anti-Black as fuck

this argument makes so many assumptions that I disagree with that I don't know where to start

[gnommunist-organizer]

damn asker, that's crazy and would suck. good thing we have robust IP law in the United States to prevent theft from Black artists

now to take a big sip of coffee and look up who owns Tupac Shakur's likeness

[mlembug]

The Bizarre Reason You Rarely Hear Martin Luther King Quotes in Movies

Steven Spielberg has received criticism for buying the film rights to MLK's speeches, and further controversy stems from King's estate.

In 2009, Steven Spielberg's DreamWorks company paid the estate for film rights to King's words, along with his life rights, which allow a person or company to make content based on an individual's story. DreamWorks has yet to produce or direct Spielberg's planned King biopic, but the rights have caused complications for numerous filmmakers. (Neither Spielberg's literary agent nor King's estate returned Broadly's request for comment.)

King has received only one major biopic, 2014's Selma, directed by Ava DuVernay […] Instead of using King's speeches, DuVernay wrote original monologues that sounded like soliloquies the civil rights leader could have given. […] When asked about the changes in 2014, DuVernay told the Washington Post, "We knew those rights are already gone. They're with Spielberg."

[thelongestrose]

every single member of TLC declared bankruptcy in '95 because despite selling 10 million copies of CrazySexyCool worldwide and having all four singles on the Billboard top 5, they were still $3.5 million in debt to LaFace Records, at the time owned by a German company controlled by an ex-Nazi family. copyright law protects who from what now?

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Legitimately insane ask to send in a world where one of the main uses of copyright law in the music industry in the 80's and 90's was suing black artists for using a 5 second sample of a beatles riff in a hip-hop song or shit like that.

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

I left it in the comments but I’ll say it here. Rapper Biz Markie’s 1991 album “I Need A Haircut” was famously the basis of a lawsuit over his sample of Alone Again (Naturally) on one of its tracks. His loss in that court case effectively killed the decade of open sampling in hiphop that had preceded this and resulted in every copy of his album being seized and destroyed. Anyone who doesn’t see a problem with the result of this case essentially hates hiphop

[argumate]

like I would phrase that as OpenAI will be restructured over the next 24 months: if they reduce inference costs over that time, stop training new models, tear up all the contracts they signed, restrict usage for free users, declare bankruptcy, and get bought by Microsoft, then it's back to business as usual!

[argumate]

"OpenAI in its current form is untenable" does seem a reasonable verdict though, and the way that OpenAI desperately thrashes between spin off projects it seems to be one that they share!

will be interesting to see where Altman specifically ends up, because I can't see him thriving as a low level manager at Microsoft.

[argumate]

oh btw I'm talking about the 24 months from now to August 2028, but Zitron was talking about the 24 months that ended in July 2026 lol

[phaeton-flier]

It's nice that left-wing journalism failurs have job opportunities other than "Why I left the left"-posting

[killersandqueens]

Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?

[boydykedevo]

Mixed reviews

[hobgoblinhero]

"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while

[hobgoblinhero]

Boys who up smacking they rat?

[the-world-annealing]

Look, it's fine to retain information from books you read, that's inevitable. But if you're arguing that you get to pass that information on to a third party - to an unlimited number of third parties, even! - then surely that's just the most obvious theft? Reviewers are parasites.

[deaths-accountant]

A group of teenage girls have said they feel "worthless" and "frightened" as a result of the extreme misogyny they regularly experience. The students, from Tyneside, have spoken out after making a film about the language they endure at school and online. Many comments are too explicit to share, but they include threats of violence and rape often masked as "banter". One girl described how disturbed she had been after a "rape list" was made by boys in her school.

(source)

13 year old girls are being made to hear this language, so who is being protected by not including it?