Current possessor of the mandate of hell

she/her 24

[frog43]

wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

[naamahdarling]

This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.

[luxiethefool]

happy 10 years to wagon age oregons

[vulvalini]

[crabussy]

saying "it's okay. I'm only human" before glancing at a nonexistent audience with a slight smirk and a twinkle in my eye (the twinkle is an asterisk) (when you go to read the footnote attached it just says "in the beautiful garden of his imagination he is also another thing as well")

[striders]

made my bath too slippery and did a barrel roll trying to get out of the tub

[egberts]

tell them what you did in the other bathtub

[striders]

made my bath too full and beautiful and luxurious and flooded the bathroom and hallway with approximately five to six gallons of soapy water after i sat my ass in it 😔

[egberts]

failed to mention that this was at our free hotel with a huuuuge garden bathtub. i heard *plop* "i fucked up" got up and came running only to see a river running under the door

[deaths-accountant]

I believe it's customary to say "eureka"

[lastvalyrian]

> medical problem > unsure if it's serious or will go away on its own > sees a doctor to be sure > "why the fuck are you here. this is nothing. it will go away on its own"

[lastvalyrian]

> medical problem > unsure if it's serious or will go away on its own > decide to wait to not overreact > problem remains > sees doctor with concrete problem after all > "why did you wait so long. we could have done something if you had come immediately"

[lonelydipshit]

> medical problem

> unsure if it’s serious or will go away on its own

>sees a doctor to be sure

> “why the fuck are you here this is nothing it will go away on its own”

> doesn’t go away on its own

> sees a doctor

> “why did you wait so long we could have done something if you had come immediately”

[onrtrp]

i often have this thought as well

[deaths-accountant]

When all of this is over and done I must confess I don't want Mark Zuckerberg to be guillotined, I want to keep him as a weird pet and feed him sweetcorn.

[ntrider]

giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

[ntrider]

I stop once I start getting short of breath

[aokozaki]

[Your crush, on the phone to someone unseen] Yeah I think she needs to be put down, her breathing-- yeah I know it can be a problem for her breed, but it's getting really bad.

[ntrider]

I'M NOT A DOG??????

[aokozaki]

[clearly less interested now] Oh.

[ntrider]

wait! au au

[aokozaki]

[walking over the distant horizon, towards the West]

[ntrider]

AU AU!!! AU AU!!!!! 😭

[foxes-in-love]

[bruntalism]

[deaths-accountant]

getting this as a tramp stamp

[defectivegembrain]

I went to Escher Sentence Island and more people were there than I was

[threetrenchcoatsinatrenchcoat]

i went to garden path sentence island and some flowers

[dirtreally]

[k-simplex]

I feel like I could fall for/develop a strong unrequited love for tumblr user chkq if I tried. I probably wouldn't have to try that hard even. Would it be good for me? No. But I could do it so easily....

[chkq]

thanks! i like your blog too but in a normal way :). i'm curious what my appeal could even possibly metaphysically be

[k-simplex]

I just think you're neat

[chkq]

[afloweroutofstone]

I really like Francesca Hong and I think she has a good chance at winning, but it’s important for all leftists running in a popular election to understand that the correct response to “what do you think about Thanksgiving?” is “It’s a great holiday. I love the chance to take time off of work to spend with my family, which goes to show why universal paid time off is so important…”

It’s not that her response was disastrously bad or anything, but it is a fumble. The vast majority of votes are normies and you are not going to convince them that Thanksgiving has harmful colonial implications in the brief months that you’re on the campaign trail. Even if you could it would be a waste of your time and resources. A successful left is willing to at least pretend that it enjoys watching football, grilling in the backyard, and celebrating national holidays.

[iosonomer-blog]

[medievaljournalist]

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt

[thecactifindahome]

[sp1c3-r4ck-synd1c4t3]

Horny people legally cannot consent. Horniness is a clouded state like inebriation. If you are partway through sex and you realize you might've become horny, it is illegal to continue. If you have ever made someone horny, you are a bad person.

[lizardsfromspace]

Tips and Tricks For Writing Horror

Before writing horror, always pause to ask yourself: what am I afraid of most? And make sure you don't write about that since you'd be too afraid to write it

These are the building blocks of horror: suspense, horror, the grotesque, surprise, and boomami, the fifth terror. Use them well

You may be wondering what the difference is between "horror" and "thrillers". The primary difference is making money

Writer's block? Add in another ghoul

Horror survives off the recirculation of tropes, more than any other genre; horror can take up tropes from the middle ages on a whim. When you write that horny vampire book, you are not merely writing a horny vampire book but contributing to the vast heritage of human art about horny vampires