Pog

I love you <3

[mugglesofficial]

me: sees a tall white boy me @ myself: youre better than this

[bering-strait-deactivated202005]

FUCK holding hands for romantic purposes. hold my hand while walking on an icy sidewalk so if one of us slips we both eat shit

[databent]

gonna start signing all my messages and posts with this (っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🍋ﾌﾞｫﾝ but with a situationally relevant emoji

for example. i like frogs (っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🐸ﾌﾞｫﾝ

[halfwit]

Can you make him throw this 🍍

[databent]

as you wish

(っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🍍ﾌﾞｫﾝ

[halfwit]

Great! Now can you catch something for me?

[databent]

yeah ok

(っ’-‘)っ

[halfwit]

Here you go!

💖

[databent]

(っ;-;)っ💖=͟͟͞͞

[ichbinreh]

(っ💖)っ  ah.

[brottagecore-deactivated2025101]

You'll never be bioluminescent

Okay this one hurt.

[gnarlyvoices]

[pitbolshevik]

what slurs have you used

every morning i stand in front of my mirror and say all of them

[suinicide]

Alphabetically or chronologically

[pitbolshevik]

h how do you say slurs chronologically

[skellydun]

What's your stance on the issues?

on every single one?

[frogitivity]

hi could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[evie-infinity-deactivated202308]

why were you microwaving a lemon???

[frogitivity]

I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots

[muchos-michis-chikis]

Did you burn an orange too? How???

[frogitivity]

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[gostle]

me laying in bed at night thinking about how ugly i am

[radical-eve]

[unclefather]

the yellow people are people who peed and didn’t wash their hands

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[nerd-gasm96]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

best life advice is to not fuck with people named after a month

[thegreedygoblin-deactivated42069]

who hurt you

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

april from teenage mutant ninja turtel

[darkwhiteisacolor]

turtel

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

oh sorry didnt realise this was a spelling bee

[frikiskrew]

[arthur-morgan-is-trans]

[fatmccree]

[unclefather]

[toastbutteregg]

this is adorable!!