Welcome to the Void. yes it is SCP002. thanks!

[ziridotmidi]

does dishes cutel- no sorry that's a fib. I'm not doing them cutely at all.

[6qubed]

there is only one way to do dishes, and it is with barely-contained religious fury at the thought of people eating food off your nice clean dishes

[captain-price-returns]

prediction markets doing press and paying people to make society trust they’re accurate, then giving someone the trump admin has hailed as a “journalist” a paid sponsorship post to cast doubt on elections is horrifying. prediction markets need to be made illegal immediately

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

It's really funny that redditors convinced themselves that the stupid Tiananmen Square copypasta is going to get chinese people forcefully disconnected from their internet service or something while the UK government will get your ass if you complete the sentence "Soldier F is ___" and has actively worked with google and with social media websites to censor posts or search results about Soldier F

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

Like 90% of the shit people make up about China is actually true for the UK

[crionic-dubs]

Explainer: Why can 'Soldier F' not be named?

A man charged with the murders of two men and five attempted murders on Bloody Sunday in 1973 will not stand trial. Who is 'Soldier F' and w

David Cleary, mass murderer, aka Soldier F, named in Ireland's parliament. - Village Magazine

Deputy Peadar Tóibín, leader of Aontú, referred to Soldier F by his real name, David James Cleary, in  Dáil Éireann, the Irish parliament, y

[kropotkindersurprise]

In case the links ever go down, Soldier F is David Cleary, a British paratrooper.

He murdered two Irish people in Derry, occupied Northern Ireland, who were demanding their civil rights on what was later called Bloody Sunday, January 30, 1972. He wounded four more. In total 13 irish demonstrators demanding equal rights were murdered by British paratroopers that day.

[captain-price-returns]

For decades there were countless truisms in politics about what you could and couldn't say and the president is just out there going "I made everything double in price for no reason and I love it"

[captain-price-returns]

Huh what’s happening

[captain-price-returns]

[captain-price-returns]

[captain-price-returns]

A FIFA referee has spent more time in federal custody for being Somali than anybody on Epstein’s list for raping kids. A 5 year old has spent more time in federal custody for being the son of an immigrant than anybody on Epstein’s list for raping kids.

[captain-price-returns]

It’s funny to think that scalpers believe that they deserve to live.

[captain-price-returns]

[captain-price-returns]

Elon Musk accidentally revealing his mom's account is one of his alt's means that he has both impersonated his own infant child and mother online.

Which also means when she posted to try to end the fight rumors between him and Zuck it was actually him.

And when she posted “stop being mean to Elon” it was also him.

[captain-price-returns]

[only-cat-memes]

[captain-price-returns]

A real page on the White House website

[thatwizarddyke]

evergreen tweet

[scratch-meowt]

my hottest take

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

[maimonideznuts]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

[hedgebotherer]

Then how the haters loved him,

As they shouted out with glee,

"Unholy Drink Cloaca

You'll go down in history!"

[naamahdarling]

You DON'T get this on any other site in quite this format.

[sparrowlucero]

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

[sparrowlucero]

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice

[sparrowlucero]

realizing many people don't know about infinity train creator owen dennis' among us show from years ago, which has been trapped in unreleased limbo all this time and was just dumped on streaming this morning with no advertisement. they don't even know about its weirdly stacked cast

[twigstarpikachutroll22]

IT’S OUT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things