autism be damned, those cats can make a pizza

there is no pizza, all they got is generational trauma

[deliveryclan]

You either challenge fate or you all fall together. You have 200 moons to decide. Time's ticking. And the gods are working against you.

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It's been few moons since Warmfire became Oat Clowder's overseer. With scarce amount of cats left, still recovering from the disastrous rule of their previous overseer and uneasy relations with surrounding groups, he is forced to grapple with his clowder's turbulent past and make plans for their uncertain future. But he knows, if they want to survive, they must move forward, towards the change.

They just don't realize by how much is about to change. For better or worse.

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Clangen-based comic, intended for those aged 16 and up.

Current moon: 12 | Allegiances [Moon 12]

Comicfury page

Oat Clowder | Ferret Clowder | Mallow Clowder | Sweet Clowder

The Pod | Andromedae | Coalitions | Trading Villages | Ancients

Higher Beings | Alleys

Powers | Heights | Loners

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SERIOUS TWs:

blood, gore, violence, body horror, animal and child (kit) death + harm, unsettling elements, eyestrain, many types of abuse (physical, psychological, sexual, spousal, parental, religious, child), average warrior cats issues will be touched on too (cross- and outer-clan xenophobia, misogyny, pointless conflicts over piss lines), cults, transphobia/transmisogyny, homophobia and cissexism, cheating and affairs, grooming (mostly ideological + non-sexual and non-romantic)

TAGS:

BONUS TWs:

food horror, osha violations, unsanitary conditions, low wages, pineapple on pizza, 5-minute craft level of food hacks, innuendos, sex jokes and talks about intimacy, penis music, papa louie jumpscare, illegal gun ownership, free robux cheats, unlimited nights at fredbears

- #delivery ooc (mostly used for character questions, sometimes paired with lore, and memes)

- #delivery moon / #delivery moon bonus (for the main moons and bonus pages)

- #delivery lore / #delivery lore bonus (for Oat Clowder's history and lore related to other groups, but also character art/refs)

- #misc ooc (anything else that gets reblogged here and isn't related to this clangen)

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OTHER INFO:

- Mod pronouns: they/he

- Mod is the mean lesbian everyone warned you about.

- Mod is an adult who will write adult characters do and talk about adult stuff, like doing taxes, committing manslaughter and owning guns. And sex I guess. Nothing explicit will happen on screen, but the references and implications will be there. Children do come from somewhere, they don't just spawn from thin air.

- Vaguely inspired by 'No Delivery', but I took so many liberties that it's separate enough now. I just keep the old name, bc I can't come up with anything different. And they still make pizza.

[system-coded-skirmish]

some people are taking "doomed" to mean "dead". this is actually a misconception! you can be doomed even if you don't die! it's sometimes worse if you don't die!

[deliveryclan]

okay so. i will try to make the pages a bit bigger. will be very awkward to do in the middle of a moon, but better now than never

[deliveryclan]

Moon 13 (1/3)

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sure, fuck me, this might as well happen

no idk if it's accurate size for newborn kittens. they be small. it counts.

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(Foxpetal: 49, male, head sentry, strict, beloved kitsitter) [condition: broken bone] (Cinnamonbounce: 19, female, battler, insecure, eloquent speaker) (Warmfire: 49, male, overseer, cunning, beloved kitsitter, helpful insight) (Swampstem: 53, male, head mediator, compassionate, good mediator) (Snowspots: 46, female, campkeeper, gloomy, good swimmer, good storyteller) (Heartwing: 39, trans female, Mallow's head nurse, insecure, beloved kitsitter, prophet) (Hare: 0, female, kitten, ???) (Talon: 0, female, kitten, ???) (Butterfly: 0, female, kitten, ???)

[deliveryclan]

this silly little clangen comic is going to be the end of me. couldnt fall asleep because i realized that since there are no humans, the cats cant be 'cats' like warrior cats are cats, since there is no domestication. i guess they are classified as wildcats now.

fucked up wildcats, but definitely not a domestic house cats. because. there is no one to domesticate them.

the sheep that live with Sweet Clowder arent domesticated, they just share space together. whatever.

but do dogs exist then or are they all wolves, with some exceptions.

[deliveryclan]

dude i swear i put age ratings somewhere before, but apparently not?? given how much body horror blood and organs there will be, i guess 16 and up? not that i can stop anyone from looking at it or even following the blog, but yk😭

[deliveryclan]

i figured i will need a size chart at some point, so uh. yeah.

Ancients are cats that lived decades ago, over 1000 moons ago. They were noticeably bigger, had visible and longer canines and claws poking out.

Even though over time cats began to shrink, mostly due to the changes in diet, their practices and stress, those that been living in the Pod and Coalitions for generations still remain bigger than the rest. Some interpret it as a 'gift' from the Higher Beings and that other cats just strayed too far from Their guidance. Some think they are just build differently.

Coalition cats are still a bit smaller than an average Pod cat, due to their much more limited blood diversity and higher amounts of stress, especially on the younger generations.

Some Pod cats are also born with visible canines and claws sticking out. It's pretty uncommon, but does happen. Coalition cats can have those traits too, but they are a lot rarer.

Yes they are a lot bigger than normal cats. Only so their surroundings aren't weirdly small or something. But that does mean they are a bit bigger than average foxes and badgers, and can easily hunt even adult deer. Some are scaled up, to even it out, but on average they go hand in hand with most predators.

If average house cat lived in their world, average Oat cat would've hunt them for food. That's just how it is!

[omen-of-the-yuri]

This warning is for you: If you do not listen, and if you do not resolve To honor God's name

He will send a curse down on you And curse all your blessings In fact, he has already cursed you and all your descendants

mewgenics been out for a while so someone probably already did that, buut. i dont care. Pinestar is going to dig his own grave or something

i used designs by @/diaswarriorcats

[deliveryclan]

erin hunter be like 'we dont plan shit. goodbye you weeaboo shits.' and then log off for few months until new article about how everything bad is the women's fault and they all deserve to go to hell

[deliveryclan]

am i tripping, or you could see the codes for all events in the text files before. like. you go to 'resources' and 'dicts' in the clangen folder and get to see text files with all events. where did they go. bring them back.

[throneclan-of-the-house]

MOON 1

START - PREVIOUS - NEXT

Ask box is open! If a cat has been introduced, then they are available for questions.

Just in case, please keep in mind that the mod of Throneclan is a minor.

Cats featured:

LIGHTKIT - She/Her, Disciplined, Enjoys Digging

MOUSEASH - She/Her, Healer, Bouncy, Good Singer & Well-Versed

FLUFFYBACK - He/Him, Obsessive, Ghost Sense

FIGFOOT - He/Him, Loving, Insider & Graceful

GORSECHASM - She/Her, Stoic, Boogeyman-fighter

SWEETVALLEY - She/Her, Troublesome, Good Sport & Dormouse

BUTTERCUPSHADE - She/Her, Deputy, Childish, Great Singer & Meticulous Cleaner

HEATHERSTAR - She/Her, Leader, Adventurous, Deep Bond With The Stars

GRAYSTONE - He/Him, Responsible, Renowned Hunter

[deliveryclan]

blocking the xenofiction confession blog so my life can continue as normal without stressing about committing a crime of keeping two trans pregnancies that game gave me

[halfmoonclan]

🏳️‍🌈CLANGEN PRIDE ASK GAME🏳️‍⚧️

🩷(Clanwide)- Do you have any intersex cats in your Clan? Tell me about them!

❤️(Clanwide)- Do you have any trans cats in your Clan? Tell me about them!

🧡(Clanwide)- Who in the Clan has the most interesting (relationship with) gender? Whether that be xenogenders or something else.

💛(Clanwide)- Are there any queer relationships in your Clan? Describe them!

💚(Clanwide)- Are there any polyamorous cats in your Clan? Infodump about them!

🩵(Clanwide)- Has any cat in the Clan faced cruelty for being queer, trans, or intersex? How did they deal with it?

💙(Character specific)- What is this character's identity labels, if they use any at all?

💜(Character specific)- Is this character open and proud about their true self, or are they closeted? Or somewhere in between?

🖤(Character specific)- When did this character realize their identity? How did they initially feel about that realization?

🩶(Character specific)- Did this character use any other labels or terms before finding the right one(s) that truly fit? How many?

🤍(Blog owner)- How do you feel about people headcanoning your Clangen cats to be queer / trans / intersex etc?

🤎(Blog owner)- Are you going to do anything special for Pride month on your Clangen blog? Anything to look out for?

[deliveryclan]

average meeting between mediators

getting blasted after weeks dealing with bullshit arguments amongst the clowdermates (and Cloudy realized that maybe being a mediator isn't so bad.. she might get free weed once she gets older)

[deliveryclan]

i will get my brother to try one more thing with my laptop and hopefully stop it from making sounds like its going to take off and go to outer space

otherwise i will end it all

[deliveryclan]

okay so. why is my sai 2 suddenly forcing my laptop to heat so much. it never did that before??? i even uninstalled some shit to drop the memory use, but its still at 50%

really hoping changing the thermal paste in two weeks (when my uncle hopefully comes) will fix it. otherwise i might need to switch to medibang and the transition wont be nice

[deliveryclan]

and no i dont think its bc of how many layers i have on the comic. this moon only have like 6 pages, and its pretty low number. other had 12 and it never heated up like that. what is happening.

[deliveryclan]

i will get my brother to try one more thing with my laptop and hopefully stop it from making sounds like its going to take off and go to outer space

otherwise i will end it all

[deliveryclan]

okay so. why is my sai 2 suddenly forcing my laptop to heat so much. it never did that before??? i even uninstalled some shit to drop the memory use, but its still at 50%

really hoping changing the thermal paste in two weeks (when my uncle hopefully comes) will fix it. otherwise i might need to switch to medibang and the transition wont be nice

[deliveryclan]

i will get my brother to try one more thing with my laptop and hopefully stop it from making sounds like its going to take off and go to outer space

otherwise i will end it all