GHOST NOTES

haley @ MEM10 about me

[ymutate]

[stability]

she thicc

[deltacheron]

i hate this fucking website

[michaxl]

*goes up to podium at a funeral for a eulogy* *tears up* you… you know she dead

[deltacheron]

@outinthestreet at my funeral

[prodigioustrash]

[lovelysuggestion]

each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

we dem boys

[and-down-we-go]

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,       I am afraid

[deltacheron]

this is my favorite post on this fucking website

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[weloveshortvideos]

So I gave this frog a blueberry….

[chill-itscool-deactivated201812]

this is one of the best vines of all time

[zerostop]

“So I gave this frog a blueberry, and now he won’t let go of it.

*softly* He loves it.”

[i-hit-ouiser-boudreaux]

@aggressivelynorthwestern

[aggressivelynorthwestern-deacti]

#me

[deltacheron]

omg

[stephaniebeach]

Area 51

[colorfulgradients]

colorful gradient 31976

[mentallyillfuck]

Am I cute? No. But do I have a nice personality? Also no

[avantyarde]

2015 goals

punch the sun IN THE FACE

punch god IN THE FACE

shake hands w/ the moon i can respect the moon

punch myself IN THE FACE

[deltacheron]

same

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[steadyblossoming-deactivated201]

Thank you money cat, Angels, Higher Self and Holy Spirit🌿👼🏽🕊☀🙏🏾💃🏽💸💰This totally worked for me

[deltacheron]

sinatra

[vamosalbar-blog]

[deltacheron]

please

[artichokehold-deactivated201404]

I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chicken

[deltacheron]

my kind of humor

[nevver]

Meanwhile, in New Orleans.

[toasty-plum-deactivated20180723]

For weeks tumblr has not let me upload any videos on mobile…. So this is from a few weeks ago, enjoy.

[deltacheron]

everything about this is the look i’m going for with my life