is it dodie yellow tho ?

yes, yes it is

[chemtrailguy]

my trying to relate to my son: that’s so un-fortnightly of you

[gonegrill]

son, that C+ on your last math test is so cringe 

[chemtrailguy]

son, your band practice is like ASMR to my ears

[windupoperator]

Son you wanna go yeet the baseball with your old man

[madfrisky]

I’ve seen Horny Internet Fangirls fall physically in lust with everything from standard hunks to weird cartoons to robots to monsters and every body type from potbelly bear to skeletal beanpole and it never fails to amaze me, when by comparison, straight guys seem to have trouble with any woman who isn’t hourglass shaped

[technohumanlation]

woop there it is

[kai-ni]

These last few weeks have been really fuckin hard money wise. And I kinda had to quit the popcorn job. Bc he was only giving me one shift a week and it wasn’t worth the gas to go down there.

The couple of etsy sales I’ve made helped me get groceries and stuff.

So if ya’ll could rb and check out my etsy(s) that’d be great.

Charms etsy - polymer clay food charms.

Ceramics etsy - Handmade gecko food/water dishes, and petkeeping supplies.

[comiquarium]

Introducing 3 of my favorite reef tank fish! :D

I love reef aquarium hobby, its fun and educative!

[fishposting]

So who’s gonna be my sugar daddy so I can have more aquariums

[one-lost-at-sea]

This sure is a nice tank you have here. It would be a shame if someone were to…… dismantle it!

[markocomics]

Some Nerd and Jock comics from this year.

[aidashakur]

“6 months from now I will be in a different situation.”

Speak it into existence.

[foxyj26]

A better situation

[yllwlotus]

A healthier, more peaceful, positive situation.

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

[blondegingersaxon]

The evil Russian memes in question:

[boota]

they made?? soup time??

[theconcealedweapon]

Think about why it’s illegal to hire a hit man.

All you’re really doing is speaking and giving someone money.

It’s legal to speak.

It’s legal to give someone money.

Even if they actually complete the job, you’re not the one who committed the murder.

So why is it illegal to hire a hit man?

Could it be because inciting violence is not protected under free speech?

And if that’s the case, why should free speech protect Nazis advocating genocide?

[suicunesrider]

Never reblogged something harder in my life

[chaylattes]

I’m reading my grade 10 diary, and looking back on it now I’m facepalming repetitively while mumbling to myself “girl.. . you were so g ay…”

[chaylattes]

I couldn’t resist creating a Highlight Reel of a Tragically Closeted Gay Girl’s Diary

“[she] is, like, my other hero. She’s Wonder Woman! And it has nothing to do with how good she’d look in that bustier unitard.”

“With all the love around me, CAN YOU FEEL the pressure to get a guy friend? but I SHALL NOT bend. I have taken a vow of celibacy until I’m, like, 20-something. And I’m serious. Life is complicated as is without having to care about a superficial teenage relationship.” like, honey,,,, 

 “My Wonder Woman said hi to me! She’s started smiling at me occasionally in the halls. she is so cool.” 

 “Dreamt of my Wonder Woman for the 5th time in a week. I’m starting to scare myself.” 

 “Saw WW with [some other girls] and got jealous. Like, really. See what I mean about scaring myself?” 

 “So I see her and our eyes meet, and she’s like “HI FIVE!” and I’m like “OKAY!” My right hand was stinging for the next half hour. (Okay, my thoughts have reached scary territory again.)“ 

 "Attraction and Admiration are two totally different things. Really. And I’m not just saying that to convince myself.” GIRL PLEASE 

 “[she] voluntarily talked to me today. It made me so happy.” 

“Then she says ‘I was having fun watching your youtube vids.’ THIS made my week becuz last night, I VOLUNTARILY posted a bunch of links on FB when I saw she was online. And she is NEVER online. So I see I used my chance wisely.” 

 “Her hair is so soft and springy.” “LOL, don’t worry. I’m still listed as ‘interested in men’ on Facebook.” ugh I want to go back in time and slap myself like HELLO WAKE UP YOU USELESS LESBIAN 

 *dreams of having her over for breakfast and introducing her to the family* yeah that’s not gay at all 

 "her lips are so full” because thats something all str8 girls think right (: 

“[she] wasn’t there today. I couldn’t help but IM her on FB: 

     Her: I’m sick. 

     Me: !!!!!! Don’t die, now. 

     Her: Promised. 

     Just thought that was cute. Oh dear, I really do have a problem.” 

“Although she would look gorgeous with her hair untied…” 

 And my personal favourite: “These girls came around selling the last of the Vday chocolates. [My crush] bought one, and after eating half of her <3-shaped lolly, she gave the rest to me. (I’ve always been told that having oral contact with soneone’s saliva, say, finishing an apple someone bit into or re-chewing their gum, is comparable to kissing them from a distance. Well, she HAD bit into that chocolate🙂)

and even after all that I still spent the next 6 years calling myself straight like ?? how ???</?

 my entire 10th grade should be a submission on @closetedlesbianopinions that’s all goodbye

[trashboat]

my solution to a terrible party is making grilled cheese. i was at this awful party one time so i went to the kitchen and just started grilling cheeses and everybody at the party was like “check it out this guy is grilling cheese” and i made everybody a grilled cheese. the party was good after that

[trashboat]

this is the most casual post i’ve made ever so why is it being treated like a scorching hot take and also why am i seeing this on my dash

[beaky-peartree]

remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”

[griffys]

me @ myself: maybe u should try not to depend so much on validation and attention from others because u really let it dictate your mood and it’s so unhealthy

me: huh. interesting. anyway whom here loves me

[theorydictatespractice-deactiva]

This might come as a shock to some of you but saying “I’m not informed enough on this particular topic to have an opinion” is about 100 times more respectable than being misinformed

[feynites]

I know in school they often teach us that ‘I don’t know’ is the worst possible answer and that you are better off making your best guess than admitting ignorance, but that’s because the educational system is a dumpster fire, and this is a habit that it pays to un-learn.

[coral]

Sometimes, the pain of love is more fulfilling than the ache of loneliness.

[hopepunkdave]

I just realized the Five Stages of Grief (Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance) spell out DABDA and I feel like this is Important Information

[sanattafrank]

sometimes you just need to DAB DA grief away